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Internet Marketing Jokes

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Madruga, May 21, 2011.

  1. Madruga

    Madruga Senior Member

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    Since this is the BHW lounge, we can have a laugh, and on topic with the forum's theme :)

    Internet Marketing Pick Up Lines

    I did a Google image search for gorgeous with no advanced filters and your picture was the first result.
    You make me want to optimize myself.
    I don't want to Twitter, Facebook or email you. I want to CALL you.
    I checked. The alt text for your picture is "hot damn!"
    I know where you live. (Thanks Google maps.)
    We should 301 redirect to my place.
    We should 302 redirect to my place. (For one night stands only.)
    I'd re-point my nameservers for you.
    If I said I liked your Google Dance t-shirt, would you hold it against me?
    I'd like to link to you.
    If only there was a Google map to your heart.
    Let's not fight it anymore. We belong together like Microhoo.
    If content is king, consider me your queen.
    I've got an algorithm that includes you, me, some Mountain Dew and an XBox.

    +

    I got a 403 unauthorized error when I tried to access her backend.

    Internet Marketing Relationships

    We just weren't the same match type.
    She had too many negative keywords.
    His crawler is faster than Google's. And not in the good way.
    The awful ROI on the relationship led to contract termination.
    The cost per acquisition on my Match.com account is too high. I'm going to give Yahoo Personals a try.
    That girl has 500 error written all over her.
    The title tag didn't match the site content. (The new version of the carpet doesn't match the drapes.)
    Meta keyword stuffin isn't all she was doing with him.
    You can try tweaking the algorithm, but some relationships weren't meant to be.
    You're just not on page 1 for me.
    I'm sorry, but there's no app to make me less repulsed by you.
    That was someone I should not have clicked on.
    He had more hidden text than an episode of Melrose Place.

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    This are not made by me, I just found them on teh internetz and thinking to share them with you :)
     
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  2. mightybh

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    I don't even... yea... these are terrible...
     
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    The internet marketing pick up lines are funny :D

    These are pick up lines you would see in a 3rd rate movie about a site that is a facebook knock off :D
     
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    There are different types of jokes like unexpected outcomes, stereotypes, wordplay etc. These are all sexual innuendo switches.

    Let's make some for dentists:

    I'll fill up your cavity. I inserted my syringe into her.

    Or miners:

    Let's go playing in your dark and wet cave. I'll explode in your mine.

    Basically very easy kindergarten type of humour. And I don't even know why I just broken it down lol beer time I guess.
     
  5. Madruga

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    mightybh I agree with you that these aren't really very good jokes, but some of the pick up lines are amusing though :)
     
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    Yeah, amusing, not funny :)
     
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    Did not read
     
  8. Madruga

    Madruga Senior Member

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    Now that I've read them again, only 2 or 3 seems funny or at least amusing, the others are quite..lame ;]