Sometimes, when I get bored with watching my affiliate sites grow and rise in #, I just write some resumes to some .de companies. Most time, it really cracks me up doing phone interviews with them. Once I even had a word fight with some female "whatever" manager But this rare case, even that made my head shook... So, there was this "old company", doing like 30 Million a year.. They had like NEVER did ANYTHING "online marketing related". never! no adwords, no seo, not even content. I even asked them "how do you get leads?" Their .com has the "SEO Power" of one of nargils 20$ expired domains (not to discredit him in anyway). I had some first talk. sales manager wanted the .com to get "beefed up" = more visitors and more leads. Took out ahrefs, showed them their competition, which I think they saw for the first time in all those years... (Competition is like 10$ expired tumblr domain btw...) Showed them related keywords, which were like "20 searches a month or so".. and none of them their site even ranked <#50 ... A few weeks later, they phoned and said "well, full time sallary, not possible. but freelancing as a project, that might work"... we would need this:" New Leads Cross selling to exisitng clients (and some task I myself did not comprehend at all)... " They wanted the 60 minute pep talk, flashy 9 yard sales presentation with powerpoint shabang.. I declined. Like some duded here from BHW said "dont talk with morrons". I add: dont work with them. Sure I wont be the scapegoard to blame some "failed only marketing past onto.."