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I'm Totally Cool With the Zombie Apocalypse Anyday Now

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by pewep, Nov 9, 2016.

  1. pewep

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    But before the Orange One consumes us all in a fiery ball of death:

    @alwaysinvisible let's meet at Roswell as soon as possible, kidnap a few moonmen/reptillians overlords and force them to give us the keys to the fastest spaceship they got and hop off this rock. Baby, let's get married in Andromeda.

    Pros: I heard getting probed is a blast.

    Cons: We gotta pick up klingon and moon walk everywhere.
     
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    Time for bed, good night BHW.
     
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    Dont forget your towel
     
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    I left it at your wife's, tell her to keep it.
     
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    No need to call her my wife...She is your mom! respect her ..Son!!!
     
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    Eh...why not. I don't want to live on this planet anymore anyway.
     
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    SHE SAID YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    I wouldn't be too excited about that. I have, very literally, lost all faith in humanity. So seeing as how I actually - with all my microscopic heart - do not want to live in this world anymore, marrying you and leaving Earth is my only other choice.

    Aside from killing myself. Which is just silly.
     
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    I must be dreaming, first seƱor Trump and now this...
     
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    There is one upside. Russia and the US can be bros again!
     
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    If Putin plays his cards right he could manipulate Trump easy no?
     
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    Please don't turn this into a political post. This is about me and pewep getting married and living in space.

    Thank you.
     
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    What she said.

    Congratulations on the nuptials, @pewep and @alwaysinvisible!
     
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  14. pewep

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    I'm in heaven, literally. Just packing up my stuff and on my way to meet the aliens.
     
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    She lost her phone in the poo last night, actually that's why she doesn't want to live in this world. Hurry up @pewep before she gets a new one!!!
     
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    I wonder what sex in space is like. There's no gravity so that should be super interesting.

    My phone is fine, thank you. And dropping it in poo is a poor excuse for not marrying pewep. I could come up with a way better one than that, like "I just don't want to."
     
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    Just humping all day in midair - #relationshipgoals
     
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    We're still gonna need contraceptives. I'm not having anyone's babies. Ever.
     
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