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I'm in Deep Shit BHW Friends. Plz Help Me Out.

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by virus_1720, Oct 2, 2008.

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  1. virus_1720

    virus_1720 Elite Member

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    Guys I have a really serious problem, I am a middle-class guy and have a girlfriend who is richer than me and her birthday is this november and she is expecting a big gift from me but I am simply broke. I ran all my money down the drain using adwords with little success. I need to Make just $100 more for the gift. How can I make $100 quickly???
    I need the paycheck before november 1 from clickbank to make it happen because the banks back here take 20 days to process the payment. I know some will definitely be able to help.
    No shitty replies plz:(:(
    I use affiliate marketing but any new methods will be highly appreciated.
    I really love her and want to make her feel special. Plz help Guys
     
  2. cashcorp

    cashcorp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Hm, quick you say?

    Google "The screensaver method"

    Itll be a REAL bitch to setup, but you can find a copy of promosoft (a mass submission software) on thevault/probably somewhere on this forum. If you use it right you can pull in 50-60 a day. They usually claim $100 but I tried the method a few weeks ago and uploaded like 40 screensavers to see that income;way to time consuming for my likes.


    You could also try ewhoring, or simply getting some friends to fill leads out for you (I wouldnt ask around here-ask people you know via aim and shit)

    Hope I helped man, good luck!

    -Cash
     
  3. alfchye

    alfchye Registered Member

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    So stress bro,Just watch a pray.Don't you believe in Miracles.HAHAHA. November is still very far.
    Why don't you look for other daily job to buy her a gift of $1million hahahaha.
    It is not the gift that matters in her birthday.why not try sumthing u have never done b/4 any suggest should be open to you.
    Gud luck to you bro.
     
  4. funz

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    Go e-whoring. Webcams.com pays weekly, though there are people who says they that they have not been paying up. You earn $25 per free sign up for webcams.com.

    There are many other fast money making tips in this forum, go and read more on the money making section. :) I believe getting $100 is possible even if you don't have a site ATM.
     
  5. creztor

    creztor Power Member

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    I'd whip up some product of your own and pimp it on DP, can't beat getting paid instantly via paypal.
     
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  6. Uptownbulker

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    Not to put too fine a point on things but why are you involved in a realtionship in which you have to lie to your partner about your financial situation?

    If she knows waht you do, you should be able to say to her, "Honey, things went to shit and I don't have two nickels to rub together this week!" and if she love you and cares for YOU, she will understand.

    If not, you are not in a good realtionship as a reailtionship based on lies is one that isn't going to last anyway, so you might as well get out now.

    If you really feel that you have to do this, round up some of your good shit and hit the local pawn shop then when the girl is gone and you have lost your shit because you were too strung out to work enough to make the interest payments, you will have learned.
     
  7. virus_1720

    virus_1720 Elite Member

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    She will surely understand but I still want to give her something really really special as it is her 18 birthday........more tips please
    Thank you guys for your help
    and I DON"T LIE TO HER she knows everything
     
  8. BlackSmack

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    You're going way to far for her. To many man put women on pedestals, once you give a women a little she'll take a mile and expect 10 times more from you FOREVER.
     
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  9. Traffics Pain

    Traffics Pain Newbie

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    get a part time job or a poor gf
     
  10. ak2ae

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    mate its not about how expensive the gift its the thought that count and getting something she will like, not something with a big pricetag. am sure you dont have to break your bank for that. If it means that much to you ewhore and you will have the money in a day
     
  11. neokk

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    Better think out of the box;
    What could I give to her/ do for her that she would really appreciate.
    Yeah it is harder than going in a store and buy something, but it will INCREASE your value to her. Every guy can buy her something.
    Buy something with this intention you stated and you will DECREASE her value for you. It will than be just be a matter of time (or how desperate she is) before she leaves you for the next guy.
    Think:
    Who is she, what does she enjoy, what would really satisfy her :)
     
  12. kilroy

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    Hello m8,

    if you really need a quick cash, try this " emergency method"

    Cheers.
     
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    Man, you're a black hatter. So think like one. Here's what you do:

    Go to eBay and buy an empty Tiffany's or Cartier box.

    Now on her Birthday, get her drunk. No really drunk. Like top 5 all-time retarded drunk. Make sure she's so drunk she could tell you her name if her life depended on it.

    Make sure she passes out.

    The following day (if she didn't die from alcohol poisoning) bring her breakfast in bed, and ask her is she feeling okay, you've never seen her party like that before ever.

    Remind her of the Limo ride, the Crystal, and ask if she still likes her (ring/neklace/bracelet). When she doesn't recall anything about it, just say she had it on the last time you saw it, and say oh, there's the box, maybe you put it back in it for safe keeping since you were plastered.

    When she doesn't see her $xx,xxx b-day gift, freak out and act really bummed.

    Now she will bed over backwards for a long time making up for it, all the while you get whatever "special" treatment you desire, as well as having a reason to be broke.

    X
     
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    xplicit BANNED BANNED

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    Absolutely GENIUS

    But I agree with everyone here, You arent in any deep shit if she doesnt understand that you cant buy her an expensive gift. Try being in others shoes and then consider how much shit your in.
     
  15. tanya7zhou

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    Mate.......Don't worry too much with this. Do something romantic that doesn't involve money. Maybe to take pen and paper and tell her what she wants to here. Probably take a walk and start collecting a few plants and create a new design of various flowers or something. google a few love songs and practice singing.

    learn to cook something and cook for her. Borrow candles from mates if posible.......Wala happy Birthday Rich girl.

    :D
     
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    This is like a crackhead trying to talk people into giving him money cause he's so "hungry" on the street, except its some guy trying to get a method to make money to get his almost legal girlfriend a birthday present.

    You could no, you really should get two ping pong balls and put them in the corner of a bag, like one of the ones you get at the supermarket. Rip off the extra plastic, seal shut.

    On her birthday, walk up to her and be like here is your gift, now close your eyes this is really special.. Put the bag w/ balls in her hand and say, "Congratulations woman, you officially have me by the balls!"

    If you do this I will tell you how to make money online..
     
  17. Siek

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    Haha i had the same thoughts.. but anyways $100 within a month?... Do you not work? lol can't you just save a lil bit every week?
     
  18. wtfdididonow

    wtfdididonow Newbie

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    This hardly qualifies as "deep shit".

    You must be 18 too. Do you have food? a home? a car? a source of income? a family? Probably..

    Are you going bankrupt, dying, got cancer, getting arrested for stuffing cookies or stuck in a burning car?

    Yea, I know you said "no shitty replies" but don't freak everyone out with a stupid title!

    Cripes.

    :buttkick:
     
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  19. darkmobius

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    this is not dipshit this is bullshit to me lol
    are you going to die because you can't buy your gf a very expensive present? Just ask your gf to ewhore for her own expensive present
     
  20. rachusrs

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    First take a loan and solve the problem at hand, then we can work on ways to earn and clear that debt (in a relaxed way) .
     
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