Bad news, strangers of the forum. A new supermarket opened up close to my family’s farm, and we are no longer making any profits. I’m worried that it may not be long before we can no longer support ourselves. At this rate, I won’t be able to pay Dave (my scribe) very soon. Just when I thought that things couldn’t get worse, our best goat chewed through one of our fences and escaped. Now our greatest source of income is gone! I’ve been at a loss for days. I considered asking if anyone could invest on BHW, but Dave says that this is against the rules and I would get an infraction. But I am resourceful, and I will try to pull through. I’ve decided that the best thing to do will be to focus on our farm’s second most lucrative produce: lemons. We have many lemon trees that are much nicer than anything you can get in a supermarket. The only problem is that we aren’t promoting them enough. Dave came up with the incredible idea to build a new website specifically for promoting our lemons! I said that it was a brilliant idea. Of course, I can’t be too involved in the process due to my Amish beliefs, so he’s been overseeing the design process. I’m very impressed with Dave, honestly. He’s had a lot of inventive suggestions! For one, he said that he thought it was important to give the website a fun, celebratory vibe. You could call it a party of lemons, in other words. I’m obviously putting a lot faith in Dave’s abilities, but I have confidence in him pulling through. Thank you for reading, and God bless.