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I'm gonna kill someone tonight...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by MonsterMag, Feb 27, 2016.

  1. MonsterMag

    MonsterMag Power Member

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    ...if they don't stop singing the worst Karaoke with the most crooked voices you can imagine!

    Seriously:
    My GF has birthday tomorrow and we 'party into the b-day'. So she invited a whole bunch of her family and friends for drinking and Karaoke and loudest setting the Karaoke can mange (which is quite loud... they are build for this ya know). And besides me being non-social anyway... this shit just makes me want to puke.
    So I try to go there every now and then so I'm not the asshat again and try to socialize but can't stand it for longer than 10 minutes.

    Now I'm sitting at the PC again, running some random list on YT on loudest my PC can do to overtune the karaoke (which doesn't really work because it's SOOO loud). Listening to Taylor Swift and shit just to get their noise out of my head :/

    Someone hand me a gun please, either to stop them, or to stop my life lol
     
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  2. James2

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    Smoke one, have a beer and join the fun. Sounds like you need it.
     
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  4. deal with it

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    Please vote for this bhw members.
     
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  5. MonsterMag

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    I did that... (without the blunt tho) and it worked ;)

    Uhm... she gave birth to 4 - I don't think you want to see that ;)
     
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    Kill the player, and enjoy their dumb expressions!
     
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    Zwielicht Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Guns are noisy.

    Use a knife.

    :joke:
     
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  8. RoyalCobra777

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    U'll never know, just test us xD.
     
  9. Adrian112

    Adrian112 Supreme Member Premium Member

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    Please do this:

     
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    then, how come it's GF - WRONG! :chairfall- Say wife :)

     
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  12. MonsterMag

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    I'm not religious... marriage is an invention of religion.. since there is also no tax benefit for us here I don't see any reason why I should marry...
     
  13. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin BANNED BANNED Jr. VIP

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    strangle them, easier to clean up.
     
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    Every time I strangle someone their sphincter relax and I must use the floor cloth and spend many time to do it, so OP if you choose this great solution do it in the tub to overcome these problems...
     
  15. srb888

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    Tickle them to death. Nothing better than dying while laughing. :D Nothing to clean up later too. The dead person looks beautiful/content in death. You can become an expert freelancer too.

    jk :)
     
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    I hate it when our next door neighbor do this.
    I feel like burning their house down but of course I can't.
     
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    MonsterMag, you should take out your rage on Justin Beiber. Nobody will care if you kill him.