Hey, I'm investing in a local business. The business lays / installs all types of flooring: Wood floors Carpet Tile Stone etc The company also does maintenance on floors: Cleaning Restoration Coatings Protect Encapsulation etc So I'm buying it but I have to change the name and I'd like to try and figure out something catchy or maybe a (professional) play on words. Here is what I've come up with and decided against Fantasy Flooring 'We'll get you laid' (obviously can be offensive, funny though) Google Flooring (.com taken - and google isn't a word, it's a trademark) I've came up with 1,000 general names but nothing pops - I see businesses all the time with funny little names that really stick in your head, such as: A Thai restaurant named Thai Tanic, or En Thaising. A liquor store named The Dick Liquor A florist named Florist Gump You get the idea. Any suggestions would be great - also, if I pick the name you suggest I'll pay $30 tip to you via paypal. Thanks so much, Ducky P.S. Some other names I've gotten are First Floor Top Floor The Flying Carpet (this would be sweet, but it signifies only carpet) Floored (.com is taken by competitor) Honest Flooring 'We're not liars' (funny but not very professional) ^ is just to give you some ideas.