Im a noob. Cant make jack all.

Try to make small income first and stick to your guns. You should be able to make as much as you can.

2 years..that's long. During that time, even with when you most of the time do other things like go to job/school/college, you should be having that 2k per month at least... You either did something terribly wrong, or just wanted to make money, but "been too lazy-ass to actually do something"...hope I'm wrong though Just pick max 2 methods for a start, and STICK TO THEM, try to invent stuff, scale etc..

And remember - everybody was a noob some time ago