If you want to sell me something legit on BHW...

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  1. Spawnie

    Spawnie Power Member

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    Don't use plenty of different colors and font sizes on your intro.
    Don't use a BIG image in general, especially not with lots of fonts.
    No comic characters.
    No reduced price tags, especially for a brand new product.
    Let someone proof read your thread if you are not a native English speaking person.
    (I'm not too but that doesn't matter because you want to sell something).
    Please no more 'HannahMontana Superduper Megarofl 1st Position Guarantee SEO-Packages'
    No copy/pasting reviews or screenshots of reviews at all
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    others may want to continue the list

    FYI:
    Those threads get closed immediately without even reading (at least by me) because all I see is SCAM written all over it. It might not be scam but it looks like a crap landing page for a useless ebook or GetRichQuick-sheme and targeting idiots that are impressed by bullshit.
     
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  2. Hawkster

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    Would like to add.

    -Dont pm me with an answer to a question that i asked on your sales thread, answer on the sales thread.
     
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  3. blacktrilby

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    I do agree with that one
     
  4. 1morenoob

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    only thing i hate is when they copy their reviews in big text and it takes me ages to scroll down lol. If I want to buy something I'm going to read them all myself anyway
     
  5. west555

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    +1 on both of those

    To add to list :
    for pbn example
    Do not repeat yourself over and over about domains DA and PA , instead of giving other useful information like unique or spun articles, how long do post stay on homepage,how many links and keywords per pack...
     
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  6. Chunkz

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    It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
     
  7. Ventio

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    don't name your thread "captain american avengers times 10 service" automatic non buy from me lol

    i guess this was in the op already, but i find all the "wolverine super metal rank" *insert popular movie here* titles are ridiculous. Like who thought that was a good idea?
     
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  8. Chunkz

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    If I may...

    Stop using those generic stock photos of Barbie and Ken for reviewers. Everyone knows those things are robots.
     
  9. Aty

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    Yeah, and don't put thread title like:

    GUARANTEED 1ST PAGE RESULTS OR REFUND

    and then at the bottom of your BST design:

    No refunds will be issued after work has been started.
     
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  10. bullsbears

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    And its fun to see newbies providing reviews running into paragraphs instantly vouching for the service.

    Its good fun reading their desperate "Eye catching" reviews. LOL