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If you found a genie in a bottle what would you wish for?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Bostoncab, Mar 13, 2013.

  1. Bostoncab

    Bostoncab Elite Member

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    I have put entirely too much thought into this.

    1) The perfect body

    2) The strength of 1,000 men.

    3)Eternal Health

    After 20 years in pro sports I`ll never have to work again and I spend the next 2000 years relaxing. First 5 years in pro sports I split time football baseball... gotta fill that 401k up.
     
  2. Ste Fishkin

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    1. Megan Fox on tap
    2. The ability to fly
    3. 1000 More wishes
     
  3. supportnhelp

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  4. Ste Fishkin

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    A more philosophical question would be this, would you suck a dick for the ability to do any super power you can wish for.

    This of course assumes you are not into that, and you are a man.

    Personally, I probably would. But there is no way I am doing this first. I would have to see mother fuckers doing time travel.

    If a man walked upto me and said, suck on this and you can fly. ain't no way I am doing that without seeing people fly infront of me.

    But assuming there are people flying, I'm down.

    does this make me gay?
     
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  5. Nigel Farage

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    Eternal Life. With that, not only is everything possible, it's a statistical certainty.
     
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    world peace
     
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    1) Wisdom (the same thing King Solomon asked for)

    2) One-trip future time travel power (to win the Lotto, and nothing else, so I wouldn't mess up the timeline too much)

    3) Self healing powers (like the cheerleader on the show Heroes)
     
  9. WizGizmo

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    If I had one wish, I would wish that I never needed to wish
    for anything again. That would probably cause the Genie to
    self-destruct right in front of my eyes! :D

    [​IMG]

    Cheers! - "Wiz"
     
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    I'd wish that the genie would be her and that I'd get to keep her.
     
  11. TheCEOGuy

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    be invisible.. imagine walking around scaring the $hit outta people ..

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Tapatalk 2
     
  12. davidzweber9

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    I'm wishing for someone to help me export Yahoo! email addresses! - I have 1,000's....
     
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    I would wish for:

    1. Someone to open up a Chipotle in my city.
    2. A really tall toilet, one where the water could never splash up on my butt.
    3. To know what Bill Murray whispered to Scarlett Johansson at the end of Lost in Translation.

    Obviously.
     
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  14. dummydecoy

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    1. back to 10-15 years ago when noone knows about IM :D
    2. mind reader (especially women) probably useful when having sx
     
  15. francis1017

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    A GIRL THAT WOULD STAY FOR ME FOREVER AND EVER...
    That's all I want
     
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    to be 6 again - because my daughter looks like she enjoys it so much
     
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    1. Perfect wisdom/understanding of life- creation, religion, women, business :D
    2. Time Travel :eek:
    3. Longer life span/ slower aging / great health. Wouldn't want to live forever though.
     
  18. sonicpunk32

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    Actually, I'd wish I was Matt Cutts.
     
  19. GiorgioB

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    I'd wish to put my parents up in a beach house in Thailand and let them never work again..

    Working on this at the moment, but I wish it wouldn't take me 10 years to be able to achieve that.
     
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  20. WorkHardL0veLife

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    Joe rogan bit? lol