Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by fb500, Mar 23, 2010.
This is the pm i got:
I DEMAND EVERYONE TO SHARE THEIR METHODS OR LEAVE THIS COMMUNITY!
just report it.. it is someone begging you for help. tell them to GTFO and report them.. simples
ok lets start sharing and we ll follow you
Okay bye *closes door*
ok i will start first.. my method:
1. Plant a banana tree
2. Find where the monkeys live
3. Sell the bananas to them
4. Repeat steps 1 to 3 (scale it up)
Good luck =]
No no, FB500 you got it wrong:
Hire someone to hire people for you
Hire someone manage banana selling project
Tell hired people to do their stuff
Rinse and repeat
Works rather well for me.
i know some eskimos that are in need of ice
PM me for a JV
that's after you raise some start up money to start hiring people
dude, pm me!!!! let's do a JV
Interesting. I hear the south pole has some ice deposits; I might send a prospecter. Any guess toward the potential market?
Don't hire a prospector buy some dynamite with the banana profits go to the south pole blow off a large chunk and sail it to the middle east trade for oil and sell to the U.S. and retire in style.
I think is pretty plain and simple. DON'T tell people you make good money if you don't want to be bothered. I don't tell people shit about what i do and i don't get random PM asking for help Dont brag if you don't want to pay for it in the form of 100 PMs
This already, if you want to enlarge your e-penis by bragging about how much money you make here you can obviously expect people to PM you about it.
No, No, No, No, NO!!! Thats not right either!!!
Your way is way too much work. It might involve people reading through forum threads to learn at least a little bit before posting their first questions. They need the 2 step to success plan:
1. Start a thread that says, "Help!!! How Can I Make Money!!!"
2. Then wait for the guy who knows about the goldmine in banana marketing to hook you up with the people that will hire people, those people will all do their stuff to sell the bananas to monkeys.
Then they'll be rich.
STOP WASTING THEIR VALUABLE TIME AND GIVE THEM YOUR METHOD!!!!!
They don't have time read, why should they learn about what a domain is and how do you search on google and what those .THML file stuff is.
They need MONEY now dammit!!!! HELP THEM!!!!
a better way to do it is to find the monkeys first and find out what specific type of bananas they want, and then plant the banana tree only for that one type of monkey.
yea, we should just start posting ALL methods in metaphors from now on. that'll really fuck with the noobs.
We all need to share what makes us money!! I think this would be great!
I will be nice and let everyone else go first..
P.S. Please give good details
Can't forget you have to write an e-book on growing and marketiung the bannanas and sell that too.
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I'll give you all my methods free,
but nobody would bother to DO it
so there is very little point in taking the time.
Is there a way to automate this ?
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