in the nuts (or taco), as hard as you could, who would it be?? For me, it would be whoever the DA was that made xylaphones popular recently, especially in commercials. It was like they were thinking hard of something annoying to throw in the commercial thats just a little less annoying than a car horn blowing, but alot more annoying than a door bell ringing. Then it came to them....a fukn xylaphone. Play that mother like no other 3rd grader can in the commercials.... Lets hear your vote.