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If you could compete in the Olympics, what would it be in?

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  1. popcrdom29

    popcrdom29 Senior Member

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    Of course this question has nothing to do with blackhat, just meant to have a little fun.

    This is an open question and it doesn?t have to be a real sport, just something you think you are good at and you can list more than one.

    I?ll start with mine:

    1. When I used to have a day job, I held the world record in saying ?I?ll get back to you on that? if you asked me a work related question.

    2. I seriously think I hold the world record for spending the most time on the internet. I once thought I reached the end of the internet.

    3. Don?t ever call me on the telephone, especially if you have an emergency. I?m the very best at not answering.

    4. And last but not least; I?m an Olympian at downloading the most crap from the internet whether I need it or not.

    What are you good at?
     
  2. lazysurfer

    lazysurfer Junior Member

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    Most of us here would get the gold for #4.
     
  3. iamblackhat

    iamblackhat Registered Member

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    I"m pretty good at being lazy. I should have started doing CPA stuff a week ago.
     
  4. niche1

    niche1 Regular Member

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    If they had MMA in the Olympics, that would be cool! I go to a MMA/BJJ school that is run by at least one UFC fighter (most of the instructors are professional fighters and black belts in Brazilian Ju-Jitsu).........

    I like the Martial Arts, so Judo or Tae Kwon Do (although I detest the "bumping" into each other the TERRIBLE lack of using hand techniques, as well. It is deplorable.......in the Tang Soo Do and Tae Kwon Do that I took, you would have had your head handed to you each and everytime you kept your hands low......) so I would participate in the Martial Arts in the Olympics......

    Soccer is cool, too. Played that for years.

    Still.....it would the Martial Arts, because it would ALL be on ME.......succeed or fail. No question about it.....
     
  5. bizcredit

    bizcredit Power Member

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    I'd love to compete in shooting. if i was the best
     
  6. swede

    swede Registered Member

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    Back line judge for Women's Beach Volleyball.
     
  7. Cheeky_Bastard

    Cheeky_Bastard Registered Member

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    I think I could get a gold medal in sarcasm, and maybe a silver or bronze in procrastination (but I'll start practicing later).

    Actual events I'd love to compete in:

    Summer: Soccer, Mountain Biking, BMX Racing (yep, it's an event this year)
    Winter: Skeleton, Snowboard Cross, Ski Jumping
     
  8. Dotcomer

    Dotcomer Newbie

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    yea number 3, 4 I got golds metal in...
     
  9. berrycorp

    berrycorp Guest

    umm that would be writing the most stupid things everywhere are ppl actually believing it :D hehe
     
  10. catman08

    catman08 Junior Member

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    i would be a sprinter .... had been one in my highschool years ... have never gotten any better than 11.83 seconds on 100meters though 8)
     
  11. niallt

    niallt Newbie

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    horizontal jogging
     
  12. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Senior Member

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    regular Olympics, or special Olympics? :D

    tsp
     
  13. AnImALmoTheR

    AnImALmoTheR Junior Member

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    i got a silver medal from the "world games" in 2005 in Duisburg Germany. it's mini olympiques, for the sports that want to/are waiting to get in to the "real" olympiques... (it looks exactly like the olympics but 10 times smaler, i think it's something like 4000 athlets competing in different sports..)

    R!
     
  14. hell0

    hell0 BANNED BANNED

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    trampoline dodgeball!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAiW0qvTfIE


    i would lvoe it even if i could play this game! this looks so fun!
     
  15. Essential Clix

    Essential Clix Executive VIP Premium Member

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    I won a Gold medal for world's biggest cock.
     
  16. ximscreamingx

    ximscreamingx Power Member

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    I'm pretty sure I could get 4th place in 1000cc Superbike racing. Since that's where I was when I was superbike racing 4th fucking place the whole season.
     
  17. DeskCoder

    DeskCoder Regular Member

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    For being one or having one? Cause I bet I have you beat for both.
     
  18. john.meyers

    john.meyers Guest

    do they have olympic beer drinking?
     
  19. enovator

    enovator Regular Member

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    Same here. I love shooting and quite good at it. In fact I have won some junior level competition in shooting.
     
  20. entity

    entity Registered Member

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    I'd be the no. 1 in BMX. I'm just too lazy to practice it. :D

    I'd also be the no. 1 in "acting like I have tons of work to do, when the boss is watching" competition.