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If this is true, this old man is the ultimate blackhatter

Discussion in 'Making Money' started by ethan1, Jan 23, 2010.

  1. ethan1

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  2. maniac2002

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    If this is true this is very funny
     
  4. ethan1

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    well anyways on the the a good note


    I am 21 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

    Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediatly drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the fukc is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my fukcing sisters head.

    she immideatly drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my aids shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her ****ing guts out.

    Most embarassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts oout and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your fukcing room immediatly you sick fukcing predator". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

    i really feel like killing myself right now
     
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  5. magcshroom

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    WTF? How is this related?
     
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    LOL..I was wondering the same thing......Almost regretting getting involved in this thread....LOL:confused:
     
  7. Dangazzm

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    Not at all, but I laughed rofl.
     
  8. CoyoteAssassin

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    This is related. Both stories are false. Google "50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the" and you will see other sites where this same story has been posted. The wording was too good for it to be written for BHW.
     
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    Hahaha. That is the best response to any post I have seen here in relfection of something posted on BHW.
     
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    I'm probably going to regret asking, but WTF are "aids shorts"?:

     
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    That's pretty funny though if it were true.
     
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    Oh man i laughed sooooo much at this one.
    You made my day with this post.:D


     
  14. farfetchedmoney

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    I would have outsourced the gig and had someone in place to takeover in case I die, get locked up, or, disappear,lol. Nice story true or not.
     
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    surely this cant be true
     
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    How is this related? LOL... anyways, I feel ya mate.. Its pretty embarassing