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If somone ask you what do you do for living?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by forvenz, Oct 23, 2013.

  1. forvenz

    forvenz Regular Member

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    I know we all of us internet marketers but its sound different from what we are do , and if someone ask me what do I do and I'm telling him internet marketing it sounds really bad and don't really describe what we are really do , so if one someone ask you what do you do for living what is your answer?
     
  2. WizGizmo

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    Tell them you are in the construction business . . . They won't
    understand you if you tell them you are an internet marketer. :)
     
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  3. Conor

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    no need to say what you do just say "well let me just say I make what you earn a year in a week" :)
     
  5. Bruut

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    me: I work online etc...
    them: cool! how can i do that too?

    -_-
     
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  6. Duffers5000

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    International businessman if its to a female. Drug dealer to the lads...Either way whos business is it asking me for my life story ?
     
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  7. freezeice04

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    I just tell them I'm the manager of several porn websites..:)
     
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    yensidtlaw Power Member

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    Tim Ferriss tells people he is a drug dealer.
     
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    I just tell the nosy bastard to piss off!
     
  10. lakim0

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    online business ...
    huh?
    fuck off now..
     
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  11. forvenz

    forvenz Regular Member

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    lol and if its your mom ask you what do you do :D?
     
  12. TheMoneyWizard

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    Tell her to get back in the kitchen.
     
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    Been asked that a lot. If you try to explain they just dont get it and just nod with their heads saying "ohhh i see".

    So after i while i gave up and now i just tell them that i ship drugs oversea,much easier.
     
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    With you must be really interesting to have a conversation :D
     
  15. kaylanewett

    kaylanewett Power Member

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    I tell people I work in the mall. I would much rather them think I have a job like that than have them look at me like I have 3 heads and have to explain every damn little detail of what I do online.
     
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    I've gone good with the "I'm a Business Consultant" approach. People accept that without asking much.. and if they ask what I do "exactly", then I tell them I play golf and meet clients. Shuts em up every time!
     
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    Yeah, as soon as you mention online or internet marketer it's like World War 3 just broke out right in front of them.
     
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    I mostly tell people to fuck off if they ask me anything, so there you have it...
     
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    Tell everybody your a male escort.
     
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