If making money online was a religion.....

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  1. korfx04

    korfx04 Junior Member

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    If making money online was a Religion, what would the 10 commandments be?
     
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  2. picas

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    # 1 : In Gold we trust ...
     
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    1. Be Honest and never try to scam anyone (as you would do in real world).
     
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    #?? Honor thy cpa network and thy affiliate manager.
     
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    thou shall make money
     
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    1. Thy shall not waste money
    2. Thy shall buy private jet
     
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    thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's rankings
     
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    "If thou wants to be on the upper crust, thou needs to make a lot of dough." :)

    "He who sayeth that money cannot buy happiness does not know where to shop." :)

    "Debt is the certain outcome of an uncertain income." :)

    "He who holds the gold makes the rules." :)

    "Money cannot buy everything, but neither can no money." :)

    "The wages of sin are unreported." :)
     
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    True . . . "Time is a waste of money." :)
     
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    1. Work is the Lord thy Lord
    2. Thou shalt have no other Gods before Trust
    3. Thou cannot serve both Trust and Fraud
    4. Thou shalt not take the name of Commitment thy God in vain
    5. Remember the Delivery Date to keep it Holy
    6. Honor thy Visitors and Customers
    7. Thou shalt not Scam
    8. Thou shalt not Steal
    9. Thou shalt not bear false Feedback or Review
    10. Thou shalt not Covet anything belonging to friends and neighbors
    11. Don't fool BHW members, ever! :)



    P.S.: Covet == greed, lust, envy...




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  12. miedy

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    my favorites from the above commandments...

    1. In Gold we trust
    2. Thou Shall Not waste Time
    3. Thou shalt Not covet thy neighbor's rankings
    4. Thy shall not waste money
    5. Be Honest and never try to scam anyone

    mine

    6. Thou shall not make excuses not to work
    7. Thou shall be humble
    8. Thou shall be inspiration to newbs
    9. Thou shall not make "how can I make money online?" threads.
    10. Thou shall not envy your neighbors ranking (neg seo)
     
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    If thou shalt be shitlisted, don't run without paying
    If thou have duplicate account, thou have evil intentions
    If thou can't complete work, don't say your mom was sick
    Don't threaten with legal mumbo-jumbo if thou are in a shitlist thread
    Don't give your CC details online, you are warned!
    If thou are a rich and dying prince of niger!a, you'll be eternally scr3wed in e-hell
    If thou are a fat old man, don't say you're a 16yo pretty girl
    Don't scam, e-God will send you to real hell for eternally picking up the Soap! :)
     
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    Thou shalt not claim to be SEO Guru
     
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    Haha e-God. Better than iGod. There is no iHeaven or ihell, just one convenient place for everyone... After you accept 40 pages of T's and C's first.
     
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    I think it is a very very stupid thing even to assume.
     
  18. srb888

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    Thou follow or don't follow all religions, but create and follow thy own in faith and trust so that thou shalt get God one day!
    :D


    N.B.:
    Religions = Money making methods
    God = Money
     
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    Rule number 1 is stop reading this thread and get back to work.
     
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    lmao this was a good one