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if I shit on my laptop and wipe my ass with my mouse, is this good for seo?

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  1. highrider778

    highrider778 Regular Member

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    I'm trying to rank a page, does taking a massive dump on my laptop do anything at all for the serps?
     
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    ziplack Senior Member

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    sure it will
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  3. WizGizmo

    WizGizmo Super Moderator Staff Member Premium Member

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    I can't say that it will help in the SERPs, but it will probably be beneficial to your digestive system. :)

    PS: Thread moved to the Blackhat Lounge.
     
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  4. b1step-ahead

    b1step-ahead Power Member

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    The method you are talking about only works on bing.
     
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  5. JasonS

    JasonS Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    LMAOOOO!!!

    @OP: I don't know about your technique, but this one will surely work.

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    Meloman Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Wow, so I haven't been here for the past few months and this is the first thread I read. I guess this sums up anything I have missed.
     
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    Make sure your shit is relevant and never use laxatives to rank quick.
     
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    wow, just wow. Any plans you have to put this method in writing for an ebook! may be we can sell this for over a million copies.
     
  9. koolkake

    koolkake Regular Member

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    This method could work however I would suggest you outsource it.

    Good luck
     
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  10. ttrox

    ttrox Regular Member

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    It depends, what is your AA? (ass' authority)
     
  11. srb888

    srb888 Elite Member

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    Watch out for the launch of his Blacksh1t SEO Forum.... Uuuuggghhhhh, I can't... Won't
     
  12. whynotmakeit

    whynotmakeit Power Member

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    Then rinse and repeat
     
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  13. pxoxrxn

    pxoxrxn Supreme Member

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    Google never releases their algorithms, so there is often only one way to test a hypothesis. The shit on a laptop methods has been tried before and from what I've read, its a winner. You should try it out and post the results here.
     
  14. RakeItIn

    RakeItIn Regular Member

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    Make sure you do a 3 tier shit, you need smaller shits for your large shit and then spam more shit on tier 3. Make sure you have lots of content, eat tons of protein, this looks good for search engines.
     
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    Depends on your on-shit and off-shit SEO. Make sure you're creating relevant buttlinks and your content is full of fibre.
     
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  16. sajeneika

    sajeneika Junior Member

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    These answers :D :D
     
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    Just make sure you don't leave any FOOTPRINTS...
     
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  18. VinceC

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    drip feeding your shit
     
  19. PHPInjected

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    If it is not organic content being shit out onto the laptop, it will get less juice, try fiber and coffee. Or, Taco Bell never seems to do anybody wrong.
     
  20. Hero0o

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    You will have to buy a new mouse and laptop then, lol