If I Put A Gun To Your Head...

buy a cyber install some 100 computers
and use all mimes affiliates links

change ip every 1 minut
kill all hosting :-)
 
$1 million in 5 month?

I would write a short prog that looped and printed 1$ a million times or stored them in a file and then go and make a cup of coffee, maybe porn surf for a while or watch CNN until all the 1$ was reached. Burn a nice little CD for you and there you have you're 1$ million. It won't take 5 month. On a slow computer maybe up to an hour or two.

;)
 
I'd go to online forums and make up a little "scenario" to try and get some tips on how to make some money ;)

Other than that, I'd call my friend's hot sister to distract you and then kick you in the balls, grab your gun and tell YOU to go and get me MY million dollars :D
 
I'll buy a million worth of life insurance for you and the beneficial is myself. Then I'll tear you apart.
 
I'd get on BHW and make a thread called "If I Put A Gun To Your Head...", ask how to get a million dollars if you were going to be killed in 5 months if you didnt pay, and listen to the brilliant ideas everyone posted, then use the best one.
 
I would say "Bet you won't pull the trigger" But no for real, i would go on here, go to the making money section and make a post with the title "Whats the best way to make 1 million in 5 months"
 
Id then introduce my fist to your chin, take the gun from you, and flip the script
 
Id start e-whoring and when I have enough cash to buy a gun Ill get one and put it straight to your head and will have you make $2 million in three months or Ill blow your head off.
 
I'll buy a computer and get internet to watch this youtube.com/watch?v=1C3XNDyVXRg.

Then I'll write a book, get $$$ then shoot you in the leg.
 
Its actually a pretty amazing question if you think about it.. Why must someone put a gun to your head for you to actually make money.. There is a gun to all of our heads .. its called life and at any minute the trigger can be pulled.. Now lets all hug
 
HaHa very funny and true lostmkiv :D

I have heard this question in self development / motivational books THIS Black Hat twist makes it funny and motivates our thinking... I can't think of anything original to contribute though.
 
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