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Idea to spam/advrertise you site to millions of peoples.

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by mirrorer, Oct 7, 2009.

  1. mirrorer

    mirrorer Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Simple steps:
    Get an short and memorable domain name.
    Go to any online t-shirt store and print your domain name in your t-shirt.
    Apply to X-Factor to sign.
    Wear your t-shirt with you domain name and GO.
    Usa has 307Million peoples,so let's say that 100Million will watch x-factor and 1% will visit your site=1 million visitors,if you sell a product at 97$ with conversion rate 1% you will make = 970.000$ in sales ;)
    Don't waste your time,go and apply NOW :p:p
    To bad for me that i don't live in usa :s
     
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  2. SpazzyMcSpazz

    SpazzyMcSpazz Regular Member

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    you can't just get on xfactor like that, or can you?... do they still do that jerry springer crap? maybe you could get on that. anyways, I got some quicklier idears:
    1. go to the superbowl and streak across the field nude wearing only a shirt (probably illegal so it won't do you any good)
    2. get to those news headquarters, fox news should be ideal. wait until they rush to somewheres in their news van and follow them. Wait until they start filming and do some goofy stuff in the background. Pretend you're killing a baby or something.
    3. sneak into movie filming locations where there's a lot of extras, wear the tshirt, show off your tits or boobs and hope you won't get noticed
     
  3. Website

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    that's some bad
     
  4. prattchad

    prattchad Registered Member

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    i went to a local shop that a arab owns and got 300 shirts printed with my web address and donated them to good will last week find a dirty run down tshirt printing shop i got then made for 50 bucks now lets see if anything happens im thinking it wil take some time but hey it might work
     
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    Haha, I like it - keep us updated.

    I had another idea - write your web address on £5,£10,£20 notes :)

    Just think how many people each note will pass around! I did some research and apparently if the writing doesn't go over the Queen's face, it's not illegal... what do you guys think?

    With regards to X-Factor.. I'm pretty sure they don't allow clothes with any advertisement. So I don't think you're even allowed to wear clothes with brands visible.
     
  6. blackboxer

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    I like this thinking outside the box,

    Remember, subliminal advertising isn't illegal if you wear it on your own body ;)
     
  7. evildave

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    I am thinking about building a contraption that allows me to push a button on my chest and wings will come out of my back. At that time, I am going to fly to the moon with my website logo printed on a huge golden coin (about 1/3 the size of the moon). I am going to place the huge coin on the highest point on the moon. When I fly back to earth, I am going to use all of my paypal money to purchase as many spotlights as possible - and point them all to my golden coin. Bam.
     
  8. imperial109

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    you could be a pimp and make the girls sell the products in exchange for sex....this can be perfectly legal...if you have a good lawyer

    or better yet, so you dont get into trouble, secretly partner up with a pimp and have his girls sell your shirts with your logo
     
  9. sabul

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    can i have a review copy?
     
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  10. tentyler

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    like the creativity in this thread haha

    1. blackhat method:find a razorblade affiliate, hire a guy to sneak the razorblades with your website on/near them into a jail. Every prisoner needs a good razorblade so you know those bitches will reorder

    2. do like I did with one of my websites, get someone to design a sign saying I love your company/website walk around and get random people to take pictures holding the sign. Submit the pictures to your local newstation and tell them you have been seeing this everywhere lately say as a viewer that you want to know what all the buzz is about. I got on 2 local newstations this way. Got a nice backlink and an official sponsoring from one of them.
     
  11. dizz

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    for farming, ranching, and other animal related sites... Brand your stock with your website address.... That way from grazing to cattle carrying 18-wheelers taking the stock to the slaughter house, everyone in between will see your web address... And if its horses, you can be glue related.. :D But you can also ride them at every rodeo and parade you hear about.. That should get you some hits.... For the dog owners though... Please use washable animal safe paint... :D

    Top that guys... :D
     
  12. nwp2009

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    he he.. I have one better...... With your church related sites.. Do what one church did on a billboard where I live......

    "I hate (name of church), they are really getting into my quota this year."
    -Satan

    Or if you would like to promote non church related products, try this one on for size:

    Ok, you get a guy to wear a shirt, but the guy is like this really really big mass murderer, so he kills a bunch of people, but he gets his mugshot on every major newspapers and tv station, there's all the publicity you will ever need.... And if you are really lucky, you can get him to agree to say a little spiel in court about it and wear the shirt also while they are filming in the courtroom :D

    Not only is it advertising, its population control