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I was looking for niches and stumbled across this awesome review :D

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  1. BlackBDO

    BlackBDO Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    This is a review for a $100k watch from amazon, I read them just because I was curious what the customers said about this product, due to it's high value :))

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  2. TyphoonAgency

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    Thanks for the laugh. I cannot imagine paying that much for a watch.
     
  3. CSSteelHard

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    Oh god haha, funniest comment I've read so far
     
  4. Dilettante

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    Hello,

    is it a "certified review" (or something like that: people who writes the review has really bought the product) or is it a "simple" review (people who writes it hasn't bought the product)?

    Because 100K for a watch ...
     
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    Lol that's too funny.
     
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    Haha, yeah, all the reviews are damn funny on this product :))
     
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    $100k for a watch can be much or practically nothing. One thing is sure, if i was about to drop $100k on a watch, it's sure as hell that i wouldn't buy it from Amazon or any other online shop.

    There are quite a few funny reviews on Amazon: http://bgr.com/2015/10/12/amazon-product-reviews-best-funny/

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    jazzc Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    You have a lot to learn about the world.
     
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  9. Nicheblogger

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    watch review.jpg I liked this review on the same watch.
     
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    Some people have good humours in their reviews haha!
     
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    I bought that watch! What are you trying to say there?

    Why buy a boat? I am an octopus, i swim underwater. The watch can go underwater too.
    Why buy cars? Distance is a function of speed and time (speed=distance/time). I know the time because I have this watch but i keep it so always shows 00:00 (has this function) hence speed=distance/time, hence division by zero error, hence I am now outside constrains of space and time. Because of this watch.
    Why buy women? Women are free and wanting when you wear this watch.
    Clothes? Those women like you naked. As long as you only wear the watch.
    Watches. There are no watches. Only this is a watch. THE watch. The one made out by Jesus Christ out of unicorn tears.

    There's one thing that i don't really like - the dragonscale the wrist band is made of makes me itch sometimes (i have hairy tentacles). But who gives a fuck man?! It's made from unicorn tears.
     
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    Until you become a rich bitch and some poor marketer manages to sell one to you because after all 100K is pennies to you and you don't mind trying something different out.
     
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