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I was kicked out of a petting zoo during the weekend

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by blogdev, Aug 5, 2011.

  1. blogdev

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    Apparently you are not supposed to touch the animals genitalia...

    WTF, there are no signs that say this is not allowed..

    I just wanted to see the goats cock...

    I am waiting to hear back from my lawyer..

    I will probably sue the zoo...

    Ok i'm out for the weekend, going to Vegas with mugshots :D








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  2. Nookie Monster

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    Great Troll !!!
     
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    wtf!!
     
  4. RightInTwo

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  5. blogdev

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    Yep same reaction here... WTF, there are no signs that say this is not allowed...

    Can i sue them ?
     
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    Were you trying to "milk" them? :eek:
     
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    so you were harassing the goat?
     
  8. blogdev

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    Don't feed the troll :D
     
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  10. richcamp

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    You wanted to see the cock but ended up touching it?
    Hope you not planning to do that to mugshots in Vegas.....
     
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  11. ronywilliam

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    That part made me lol
     
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    If you're in the UK, you could claim your human rights were breached. No doubt you'd win the case.
     
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    Well, the zoo may not allow it, but did anyone ask the goat about his opinion on this matter?
     
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    this is where Mugshots would ring in and explain how he was going to pay the goat $1,500 to forget the matter, but his Paypal is limited and he can't send off a Western Union till tomorrow because he's flying in his private jet over the lost city of Alantis right now, but as soon as he lands he's going to get the Sea King Neptune to pay for everyone's Vegas trip cuz dey cool like dat.
     
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    the lost city of alantis..lol
     
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    I hope Bartman is taking notes on this thread. This is infinitely more entertaining then all of bartmans lounge threads combined.
     
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  18. losille

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    They warned us when blacks and whites got the right to marry that men would want to marry farm animals.
    Men kept their farm animal relationships on the down low.
    They warned us when gays had a right to marry that next men would be marrying farm animals.
    New York started allowing same sex marriage and look what happens.

    A man looking for a relationship with a gay goat.

    Next time don't be so cheap. Get a private stable for the two of you or keep it on the down low.
     
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    Jaysus...
     
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    You just wanted to see the goats cock ? Wtf :D
     
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