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  1. viralmoney

    viralmoney Junior Member

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    O.k I was bored and I am in the middle of writting a novel, so to do research I needed different dialects. I did a search on the net and I decided to have fun with the famous pulp fiction quote.

    Have fun

    THE FAMOUS QUOTE

    'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.'


    ALI G
    'the path hof da righteous geeza iz beset on all sides wiv da iniquities hof da selfish an' da tyranny hof evil bruvers. blessed iz e who in da name hof charity an' heavy iz gonna shepherds da weak through da valley hof darkness, fe e iz fe real iz brother's keepa an' da finda hof lost childrun. an' I iz gonna strike down upon those wiv yorkie vengeance an' wiv furious anga those who attempt to poison an' propa mash me bruvers. an' yous iz gonna nah dat me name iz da lord whun I lay me vengeance upon thee.'

    COCKNEY
    'the paf of the chuffin' righteous geeza is beset on aw sides wif the bloomin' iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. blessed is 'e 'oo in the name of charity and Robin Hood will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for 'e is truly 'is brother's keeper and the finder of Kate Moss-ed children. and I will strike daahhhn upon those wif mother's pearly gate vengeance and wif furious anger those 'oo attempt ter poison and destroy me brothers. and ya will kna that me name is the lord chicken pen I lay me vengeance upon thee.'

    IRISH
    'the patt av de righteous paddy is beset on al' sides wi' de iniquities av de selfish an' de tyranny av evil tren. blessed is yer man who in de name av charity an' gran' 'ill shepherds de weak through de valley av darkness, for yer man is truly 'is brother's keeper an' de finder av lost laddies. an' oi 'ill strike down upon dohs wi' deadly vengeance an' wi' furious anger dohs who attempt ter poison an' destroy me brothers. an' yer 'ill nu dat is mise de lord whaen oi lay me vengeance upon thee.'

    SCOUSE
    'the path o' de righteous feller is beset ed all sides wi' de iniquities o' de selfish and de tyranny o' evil mun. blessed is 'e oo in de name o' charity and sound as a pound wul shepherds de weak through de valley o' darkness, fe 'e is truly 'is brother's keeper and de finder o' bushed god-forbids. and ay wul strike down upon doz wi' gaffer vengeance and wi' fious anger doz oo attempt ter poison and destroy me brothers. and yous wul kun dat me name is de lord whun ay lay me vengeance upon thee.'

    YORKSHIRE
    'the guinell o' t' righteous bloke is beset on orl sides wi' t' iniquities o' t' selfish 'n t' tyranny o' evil men. blessed is 'e whoa int' nem o' charity 'n gran' will shepherds t' weyt thru t' valley o' darkness, for 'e is truly 'is brother's keepa 'n t' finda o' lost bairns. 'n ahl stri' daahn upon those wi' girt vengeance 'n wi' furious anga 'em as attempt ta poison 'n destroy uz brothers. 'n tha'il kna 'a' uz nem is t' lut when ah lay uz vengeance upon thee.'

    BRUMMIE
    'the path of the righteous geezer is beset on all sides with the iniquitoys of the selfish an' the tyranny of evil men. blessed is ee who in the nerm of charity an' bostin wull shepherds the nash through the valley of darkness, fer ee is truly his brother's keeper an' the finder of lost children. an' I wull strike dowl upon those with crackin vengeance an' with furious anger those who attempt ter poison an' destroy me brothers. an' yaouw wull knoo that oim the lord when I loy me vengeance upon thee.'

    GEORDIE
    'the path iv the righteous blurk is beset on aaal sides wi' the iniquities iv the selfish an' the tyranny iv evil men. blessed is he whe in the nyem iv charity an' canny will shepherds the weak throo the valley iv darkness, fo' he is truly eez brother's keepor an' the findor iv lost bairns. an' ah will strike doon upon those wi' class vengeance an' wi' furious angor those whe attempt tuh poison an' destroy me brothers. an' yee will knar that me nyem is the lord when ah la me vengeance upon thee.'

    SCOTISH
    'the path iv the righteous blurk is beset on aaal sides wi' the iniquities iv the selfish an' the tyranny iv evil men. blessed is he whe in the nyem iv charity an' canny will shepherds the weak throo the valley iv darkness, fo' he is truly eez brother's keepor an' the findor iv lost bairns. an' ah will strike doon upon those wi' class vengeance an' wi' furious angor those whe attempt tuh poison an' destroy me brothers. an' yee will knar that me nyem is the lord when ah la me vengeance upon thee.'

    JOLLY WELL
    'the pahth of the righteous chap is beset ohn all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. blessed is he whoh in the name of chaaarity and spiffing will shepherds the weak through the valley of daaarkness, for he is truly his bruhther's keepah and the findah of lost children. and one will strike down upohn those with spiffing vengeance and with furious angah those whoh attempt to poisohn and destroy one's bruhthers. and you, one's old bean, will knoh that one's name is the lord when one leay one's vengeance upohn thee.'

    RED NECK
    'Th' path of th' righteous man is beset on all sides wif th' iniquities of th' se'fish an' th' tyranny of evil men, as enny fool kin plainly see. Blessed is he who in th' name of charity an' fine will shepherds th' weak through th' valley of darkness, fo' he is truly his brother's keeper an' th' finner of lost chillun. An' ah will strike down upon them wif great vengeance an' wif furious anger them who attempp t'poison an' destroy mah brothers. An' yo' will knows thet mah name is th' Lo'd when ah lay mah vengeance upon thee.'

    JIVE
    'De alley uh de righteous joker is beset on all sides wid de iniquities uh de selfish and da damn tyranny uh evil men. 'S coo', bro. Blessed be he who in de dojigger uh charity and baaaad gots'ta shepherds de weak drough de valley uh darkness, fo' he be truly his broder's keepuh' and da damn finda' of lost children. 'S coo', bro. And ah' gots'ta strike waaay down downon dose wid great vengeance and wid furious anga' dose who attempt t'poison and destroy mah' broders. And ya' gots'ta know dat mah' dojigger be de Lo'd when ah' lay mah' vengeance downon dee.'

    ELMER FUDD
    'De paf of the wighteous man is beset on aww sides wif the iniqwities of the sewfish and the tywanny of eviw men, uh-hah-hah-hah. Bwessed is he who in the name of chawity and good wiww shephewds the weak thwough the vawwey of dawkness, fow he is twuwy his bwothew's keepew and the findew of wost chiwdwen, uh-hah-hah-hah. And I wiww stwike down upon those wif gweat vengeance and wif fuwious angew those who attempt to poison and destwoy my bwothews. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! And you wiww know that my name is the Wowd when I way my vengeance upon thee.'

    SWEDISH CHEF
    'Zee pet ooff zee reeghteuoos mun is beset oon ell seedes veet zee ineeqooities ooff zee selffeesh und zee tyrunny ooff ifeel mee. Blessed is he-a vhu in zee neme-a ooff chereety und guud veell shepherds zee veek thruoogh zee felley ooff derkness, fur he-a is trooly hees bruzeer's keeper und zee feender ooff lust cheeldree. Und I veell streeke-a doon upun thuse-a veet greet fengeunce-a und veet fooreeuoos unger thuse-a vhu ettempt tu pueesun und destruy my bruzeers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Und yuoo veell knoo thet my neme-a is zee Lurd vhee I ley my fengeunce-a upun zeee-a.'

    MORON
    'De pad of de riteeous man is beset on all sides wid de inikities of the, ERRRR, selfish 'n the, duh uhh, tyranny of ebil men, GEEEHEEHEEE.Blessid is he who in de name of charity 'n good will shephehds the, uh, the weak drough de balley of darkness, duuhhhh, f' he is tru his brodeh's keepeh 'n the, uh uh uh, findeh of lost children. And I will strike down upon dose wid great bengeass 'n wid furious angeh dose who attempp to poison 'n destroy my brodehs. And you will know dat my name is de Lord when I lay my bengeass upon dee.'

    PIG LATIN
    'Ethay athpay ofyay ethay ighteousray anmay isyay esetbay onyay allyay idessay ithway ethay iniquitiesyay ofyay ethay elfishsay andyay ethay yrannytay ofyay evilyay enmay. Essedblay isyay ehay owhay inyay ethay amenay ofyay aritychay andyay oodgay illway epherdsshay ethay eakway oughthray ethay alleyvay ofyay arknessday, orfay ehay isyay ulytray ishay other'sbray eeperkay andyay ethay inderfay ofyay ostlay ildrenchay. Andyay Iyay illway ikestray ownday uponyay osethay ithway eatgray engeancevay andyay ithway uriousfay angeryay osethay owhay attemptyay otay oisonpay andyay estroyday ymay othersbray. Andyay youay illway owknay atthay ymay amenay isyay ethay Ordlay enwhay Iyay aylay ymay engeancevay uponyay eethay.'

    HACKER
    'TH PATH OF TEH RIGHTYEOUZ MAN IS B3aSET NO LAL SIDES WitH TEH IN1QUItE1S OF THE SELFISH AND THE TYRANNY OF EVIL MEN,,, bl3ssed is he who in teh nmame of charity and gpod wlil shehperdds the waek through t3h valley of darknewsz, oR he si tru;ly his borth3rs keeper and teh finder of lost childrne. HAX)R YOUUUUUUU cuz I will ahck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 OLOLLOLOLOLL.... AND I WILL STRIKe DFOWN UPON THHOSERW ITH GRATE VENGAENEC AND WITH UFRIOU A|\|GER ThOSWE WH ATTEMPT OT OPOION AND ESTRYY MY BORTHEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ and you wiull kno2 that my Nam si teh lord when i layt /\/\y vengeance upon tehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ '

    AUSSIE (This one I translated myself)
    'The track of the righteous bloke is beset on every side with the iniquities of the selfish bugga and the tyranny of evil men. Lucky is he who in the name of charity probably the Salvos and good will shepherds the battlers through the valley of darkness, for he is truly is a cobber and the finder of lost ankle biters. And I will have a blue with those with great vengeance and i'll be like a cut snake with those who attempt to poison and destroy me mates. And you will know that me name is the Lord when I kick your arse and you'll be needin' the ambos.'

    SMURF
    'The path of the righteous Smurf is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the smurfy of evil Smurfs. Blessed is he who in the name of smurfy and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is smurfy his brother's keeper and the finder of lost smurfy Smurfs. And I will strike down upon those with smurfy vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy smurfy brothers. And you will know that smurfy name is the Lord when I lay smurfy vengeance upon thee.'

    VALLEY GIRL
    'The path of the righteous man is like totally beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is like totally he who in the name of charity and good will like, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is like totally truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will like, strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to like, poison and destroy my brothers. And you will like, know that my name is like totally the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.'

    PIRATE (BONUS)
    The pirate speaks,"T' path o' t' starboardeous man be beset on all sides with t' iniquities o' t' selfish and t' tyranny o' evil men. Blessed be he who in t' name o' charity and good will shepherds t' weak through t' valley o' darkness, for he be truly his brother's keeper and t' finder o' lost sprogs. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt t' poison and destroy me brothers. And you will know that me name be t' Lord when I lay me vengeance upon thee."
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    hehe great!
    love ali g also^^
    more please