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I was at a fancy dress party last night

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  1. bouquet

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    [h=6]I was at a fancy dress party last night when a fat chick approached me.

    "Hello" she blushed with a giggle, "I fancy you!"

    "It's just a costume luv" I replied, "I'm not a real giant doughnut."[/h]
     
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    Booooo!

    ;)
     
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    hahahahahaahahha
     
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    lmao :D blushing
     
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    I'll give you a 6/10 for that. I liked the effort, but it just wasn't top comedy :)
     
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    did you give her fitness discount after all?
     
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    I laughed more at the replies than at the OP's joke. :p
     
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    This is just a story, luv, not a joke.
     
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    lol lol I actually spat out a little bit of my coffee after reading that.
     
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    Roflr xD