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I want a beautiful daughter please :)

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by pewep, Mar 5, 2017.

  1. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    Hello my friends, please excuse me but I've been thinking about this and I would like a daughter when I settle down.

    I'll call her Heisenberg and take her to an all girls' school. When they doing a roll call:

    "Cynthia"
    "Here!"
    "Maggie"
    "Here.."
    "Sharon"
    "Here!"
    "Heisenberg"
    "Present."

    I'm ready to get married. Or alternatively, @alwaysinvisible can I buy a few eggs and rent your "space" for a few months?
     
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  2. dotcomer2

    dotcomer2 Registered Member

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    :rolleyes::oops::eek::D:p:cool::confused::mad:;);):)o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O
    pretty much sums it up....i remember you are the guy who used magic right?
     
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  3. riktubrs

    riktubrs Regular Member

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    Does it still work in 2017?
     
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  4. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    Lmao, yup.
     
  5. Aty

    Aty Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Dude, marriage is like adding your own PBN to Google Webmaster Tools.
     
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  6. asap1

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    Oh pewep.
     
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  7. datsunguy

    datsunguy Supreme Member

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    ask for a review copy first.
     
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  8. toughboy

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    hahahahahahaha LOL
     
  9. Heisenberg

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    I completely support this.
     
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    Ok pewep, I will name mine Jesse and if I have a son I will name him Skyler.
    Other alternative daughter name is Hank. Sounds good.
     
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    If @alwaysinvisible agreed to accommodate. I want one space too. I'll leave honest review.
     
  12. lorentzo

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    Can i get some samples?
     
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    I am not renting out my uterus or eggs to anyone.

    Fuck off.
     
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    beautiful daughter is dead, bro.
     
  15. datsunguy

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    @pewep you're magic so just use the force to convince her otherwise.
    [​IMG]
     
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  16. AryabhattZero

    AryabhattZero Power Member

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    Who need a daughter when your name is a palindrome
     
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  17. Reaver

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    That's not going to work on me. I'm a Sith.

    Come at me bro.
     
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  18. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    What you're feeling ain't no mind trick, baby ;)
     
  19. jazzc

    jazzc Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Lol, nice :D

    It hasn't been the readiness of your end that we've been concerned about.
     
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  20. Stealth Kill

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    Can I have a review copy please?