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I turn 26 tonight!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by clopper, Dec 12, 2009.

  1. clopper

    clopper Regular Member

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    I'm going to the strip club too, any body have any good lines to use on the girls?
     
  2. im n0t lurer

    im n0t lurer Regular Member

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    some wierd stuff happend remove this one pleasE :D
     
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  3. im n0t lurer

    im n0t lurer Regular Member

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    1. "Great legs, what time do they open?"
    2. "You must be tired because you've been running through my head all night."
    3. "Hey girl, what's up? Guess what? It's your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to."
    4. "That shirt's very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be coming too."
    5. "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
    6. "Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine."
    7. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?"
    8. "Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink."[She says, "Why?"] "Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I'm [your name]."
    9. "Is your last name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get."
    10. "Do you come here often?"

      HEHE good luck ;)
     
  4. clopper

    clopper Regular Member

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    Thanx, it's a tradition now.
     
  5. lucius

    lucius Power Member

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    If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and I together!!!!
    I'll give u a nickel if u tickle my pickle

    is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants.

    Are you a parking ticket? Coz you've got fine written all over you.

    How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

    Did you just fart because you blew me away LOL ( this ones bad :D)

    O yea and happy bday ahead.
     
  6. dietbird

    dietbird Junior Member

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    Wow, that's some nice Hank Moody shit, man :) 10/10

    I've got one more, it's from a movie I watched recently, lets see if anyone can guess who said it :)

    "The word for the day is... legs. So, lets go to my place and... spread the word"
     
  7. Crooker

    Crooker Newbie

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    "You know me and santa are buddies"


    "This is a opening line"


    "Whats 1+1?" Then when she's distracted give her a quick thumb on the head. Lift her on your shoulder and run towards the exit screaming "Get out of my way She's not feeling well".

    "Suck my knob or i'll tell everyone you hate black people"





    Edit; I almost forgot Happy Birthday
     
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    Paper-Boy Elite Member

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    nice very nice, how much?
     
  9. tony-raymondo

    tony-raymondo Junior Member

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    Stripper Approaches
    Author: Neil Strauss

    When a stripper comes up to you say

    1. ?Of all the people at the table, you picked the wrong guy. I?m completely gay?. Follow up with ?why don?t you take my seat and talk to my friend, I?m keeping you from making money?

    2. ?Even if I was straight, I wouldn?t buy a dance from you?.
    Her: ?why?.
    Style: ?because my boyfriend is a dancer, and I know that as soon as he dances for someone, or starts telling them the same stories he?s told a hundred people that night, he doesn?t see them as human beings. And you actually seem like an interesting person, someone who I could actually be friends with and do a lot of amazingly fun things with, and I wouldn?t want you to ruin that opportunity? Then tell her she should go and make some money. Transition into the natural woman routine.

    RULE 1:

    Say that you are a stripper too, or that you were one if you don?t have the body ?anymore?.

    RULE 2:

    The minute they dance for you you are a customer. DON?T let her dance unless its for free.

    RULE 3:

    Don?t buy her a drink or anything else for that matter.

    RULE 4:

    Have a performer image. Let her look at some piccies on your camera. Convey you are cool.

    RULE 5:

    Treat all strippers as 10s and NEG hard.

    RULE 6:

    Be slick on the close. Make them ask you for number. Better yet tell her you don?t want to pick her up in the club. Tell her to meet you outside ?but don?t expect much from me tonight?

    RULE 7:

    Most strippers believe in ESP, Ghosts, Supernatural so use for conversation

    RULE 8:

    Be BIG, be centre of attention. Quiet seduction will not work on them. No sexual shit in the club. Intrigue her to join you and then she already decided she likes you.

    RULE 9:

    Make her think that you think she wants you. Be a challenge.

    RULE 10:

    Connect using ?I live my life 1 day at a time?attitudes

    RULE 11:

    Connect using ?so many people are so judgemental about things, you seem open and fun?

    - Neil Strauss