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I Think This May Be The Most Creative Marketing For A Bar ... Ever!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by TheBHCat, Apr 21, 2009.

  1. TheBHCat

    TheBHCat Junior Member

    Feb 8, 2009
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    So I was browsing my local CL earlier, and came across an interesting post in the Casual Encounters section (don't ask why I was looking there ;-). It got me interested at first, but then the thought popped into my head: Wow. If I owned a bar, this would be some of the smartest free advertising ever!

    The ad: (business specifics XXXX for privacy reasons)

    Well, Well boys and girls, I'm going to be headed out to XXXX Bar on Beachside off of XXXX. I wanna couple of girls and a couple of guys there So I can see who I want to bring back home with me :) I want some fun. I want a woman or a man or both. Doesn't matter.....I just want a crazy night. Must be there before 8 and ready to meet up with me. I want some real random sex. I'm real, I want you to be as well. I am a little kinky so I do like anal if your a man. I also like my clit licked up and down. If your a woman, I like licking clits. I'm not going on be on my computer after this, so please just see you there. If your interested and wanting to have a drink or two, followed by a little bit of fun. I'll be there around 7 or so, Hope to see you there. :)

    Now maybe I am missing out on an easy piece of tail, but maybe I'm just missing out on dropping some cash in a dive bar, looking for a girl who doesn't exist.

    The way I figure:

    This is a small town, but I would guess at least 10 guys read this ad and mosey on over there. This is a *complete* dive bar, so 10 people would probably rival their normal Monday night crowd. If they each spent $20 bucks (if they made the trip there, they're going to definitely have some drinks looking for this anal-loving, kitty-licking female), that's an easy $200 for the bar.

    Very interesting ;-).