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I Think My Wife is Cheating On Me

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by battman323, Sep 4, 2008.

  1. battman323

    battman323 Regular Member

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    I'm hesitant to post this, but I really need the some advice on what could be one of the most dramatic decisions I've ever made in my life. I suspect that my wife has been cheating on me for some time now...

    So far it's the usual warning flags? the caller hangs up if I answer the phone when it rings.

    My woman has been "going out with the girls" much more lately but when I ask their names she just says, ?Some friends from work you don?t know yet.?

    I stay up late to look for the taxi bringing her home, but she always walks down the drive as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner, since I can hear a car somewhere. I really think she's isn't arriving by taxi...

    Once I picked up her cell phone to see what time it was and she went crazy and told me that I should never touch her phone again and got all defensive about "why was I checking up on her?"

    You can see I'm nervous to bring up the subject with my wife because I think deep down I'm not sure I want to admit truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to get to the bottom of things.

    I decided to hide out near the bushes in the front yard so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, sitting in the bushes with my wireless laptop, that I decided my PC is too damn slow and needs an update.

    So should I finally start using Windows Vista or do you think I should keep using XP?
     
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    apekillape Senior Member Premium Member

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    Ban. Now.

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  3. BlackSmack

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    Yes I have videos of her deep throating another man but you have to use vista codecs to see it... Sorry
     
  4. oscarslater

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    that is a hard one!!!!

    maybe your wife knows a computer wiz and she can get one of the 'girls' to give her some advice

    feel sorry for you
     
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    Hahaha, that is great :)
    Well if your computer is slow, upgrading to Vista will make it slower because Vista takes up more resources :p
     
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  6. msncams

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    divorce them both and marry linux!
     
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  7. battman323

    battman323 Regular Member

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    Best advice so far!
     
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    lol that was classic ! I was like damn this poor mo-fo
     
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    Shes not cheating when its anal lol
     
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    You mother, I was feelin' all busted up for you and all! :chairshot

    Definately stick with XP, don't give into the temptation, the false promises of a faster, slicker lifestyle....
     
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    copy pasta is fail
     
  12. lowkey

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    :):usa:I know that the guys at hacking services work around the clock
    and they have helped guys like you find out if there wife is cheating

    Anyways if you thing you need their service their website is hackingservices.org

    There was this one testimonial that sounds relevant to the issue that you are
    having.If the woman is cheating you will have to dig deep inside yourself
    and move on and if she wants a divorce let her have it.
     
  13. mdd345

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    Lowkey... it was a joke....
     
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    You could always call Cheaters hxxp://www.cheaters.com/ and plead your case...maybe you'll make the show!

    Oh yeah, stay with XP.
     
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    hahah what's with this thread... i thought it was for real and quite weird for people to be posting their story here... ha anyway it was funny... ha
     
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    Damn you, I was taken in by all that and was starting to feel for you.

    Hope it never happens though I think it would be a nightmare having to go through something like that.
     
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  17. dai

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    Keep XP, Vista is just for lightshows
     
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  18. entity

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    You know Batman323, it's a tough decision that nearly every man has to make throughout his life, I think you shouldn't hurry with your decision as the result can change your life, personally I'd stay with the XP, but it's your decision mate.

    I hope you won't regret your decisison...you know Vista is a bitch, and you don't need a bitch.
     
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    Rofl... WTF?

    Don't upgrade to Vista. It's a pile of shit. My friend just got a macbook and he's extremely excited.

    If.. that was.... serious at all.. I suggest telling her your going on vacation for a few weeks.

    Set up a webcam secretly on a brand new website you made.. like "Watch-my-wife.com" or something. Charge a flat fee for each visitor who wants to watch or better yet, force them to sign up to some dating site that pays per lead to get unlimited 24/7 access. Get the website quick traffic by using the ihateyoulisa technique. So if she's really cheatin, you'll be happy that you made some money finding out at least, and humiliated her on the interwebz.
     
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  20. ewind

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    Dont jump at any conclusion right away. First get to the bottom of things and find the thruth before making any decision since it can affect your relationship....Stick with xp.
     
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