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I sound like I'm twelve over the phone.

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  1. shade

    shade Junior Member

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    I just found out that I sound like a twelve-year-old over the phone. I'm sixteen, and sound like I'm an adult in person, but the phone distorts my voice.

    This makes it impossible for me to get conversions. I'm going to have to go back instant messengers. *sigh*
     
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  2. chron

    chron Newbie

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    well cmon lets hear it.
     
  3. vegasvillan

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    Don't sweat it im 25 and I look and sound young as hell.....I look like im 16....this girl asked me what grade I was in the other day...Im like bitch I graduated 6 years ago..lol
     
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  4. shade

    shade Junior Member

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    This woman was like, "Is this the number for the web design?"
    "Yes", said I.
    "No offense, how old are you?", said she.
    "None taken, I'm 23", said I.
    "I'll call back at a later time..." said she.

    DAMN IT!
     
  5. justthinking

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    I misunderstood you.
     
  6. shade

    shade Junior Member

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    Misunderstood what?
     
  7. shade

    shade Junior Member

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    LOL, wouldn't that just get better ewhore conversions? Pedophiles and such...
     
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    maybe you can ewhore to people who have a leprechaun fetish

    :-D
     
  9. cooooookies

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    You should start smoking. Try daily 50 of the hardest cigarets you can find and also take chewing tobacco. If this does not help, sulphuric acid could be your friend, 10 or so percent.
     
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  10. shade

    shade Junior Member

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    Maybe I'll hire a voice over guy? They have modo deep voices.
     
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    Yep, that is what I thought you were doing. You would definitely get higher conversions, but it could possible get you killed also.
     
  12. supermat007

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    How about answering the phone like this

    "Hello, (Web design company name) , Shade speaking. How Can I Help?"

    That should get you the conversions rolling.
     
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    apekillape Senior Member Premium Member

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    I'll freelance for voice-over work. I sound like Darth Vader.

    N - No, really.
     
  14. shade

    shade Junior Member

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    That's what I'm doing. However, when I sound twelve, they don't take me seriously.
     
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    I don't believe your phone distorts your voice so much, that a bassy voice converts to some squeaky one. Record your voice and let us hear it, I'm sure there's something else going on here.

    As for tips or anything,
    - Perhaps increase your testosterone. Perhaps go to the gym, have more intercourse or masturbate more*, etc. There's plenty of information on the internet about increasing testosterone level.
    - It *might* be your phone, although I doubt it. Are you using VoIP or a regular telephone line?

    *Go ahead, laugh. It's known for increasing testosterone levels-- and if you laugh because of the words 'intercourse' or 'masturbate', perhaps you need to grow up.

    I hope this helps.

    Also, http://www.timinvermont.com/fitness/boosttes.htm
     
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    Tell your dad to quit his job, answer the phone and kill it with this method.
    Pro family e-whores ftw!

    -
     
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    No you just need to grow a pair of BALLS!
     
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    If you are really serious about this - find a voice changer.

    http://www.download.com/AV-Voice-Changer-Software/3000-2150_4-10056479.html

    And get Skype. And maybe you can talk to them via Skype-out calls.
     
  19. cnwelf

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    haha

    vocie changer can not work

    well.

    I think that is hard to do.

    My teacher is 50 yr old and almost of person think she is 21 yr old .cos she look very young and dress like gril.haha .esp her voice.

    well. donot worry about it.that is not bad thing
     
  20. jmm223

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    I don't see why it wouldn't...it would be hard to use on a physical phone, but I have used one over Skype and it works really well.

    However, I doubt that the PHONE is what is making you sound young...you probably sound that way all the time. You just don't realize what you actually sound like. Also, it isn't that hard to talk in a lower register, and/or speak more professionally.

    If you sound girly...just play it up and say you are a female. You could add a little "sex sells" into your business. ;)