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i sold my soul to the devil ,to be the best Coder till 2020

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by hackerxw0rm, Jan 20, 2015.

  1. hackerxw0rm

    hackerxw0rm Newbie

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    Because!!! I dont know nun at that But I like it! So I went into the desert at night and he told me,bow down and worship me and I will open your eyes

    What do you want to know
    Java
    Or
    Phyton

    And I said Java, so he said I will be the best and I will know everything about coding stating tomorrow.. but that in 2020 I will no longer know
    About coding and that iI will burn in hell


    :O.
     
  2. BreaknBrix

    BreaknBrix Power Member

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    Yes, and by 2020 BHW will have mental health screening for all new members.
     
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  3. rabbitking

    rabbitking Elite Member

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    Just hit me up on Skype when you are ready to cash out on your part of the bargain. ;)
     
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  4. Tails

    Tails BANNED BANNED

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    That wasnt the devil.
     
  5. ttrox

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    Holy shit what happened to this place

    pd: just noticed this isn't in the lounge.
     
  6. pxoxrxn

    pxoxrxn Supreme Member

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    Did he make you suck sea monkeys out of a tube with your eyes closed?
     
  7. TeKn1qu3z

    TeKn1qu3z Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Start with PHP. Web based injections and rootkits are the norm nowadays.
     
  8. oscilay

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    Confirmed! Churn and Burn still works!
     
  9. Kyrus

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    This HAS to be at least 20x more funny than my thread
     
  10. THUNDERELVI

    THUNDERELVI Elite Member

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    How much weed did you smoke last night?
     
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    That devil isn't that smart he only offer you 2 options Java or Python, seems hell don't run windows systems :)
     
  12. CashController

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    I just develop a bot to sell souls, if you want it PM me, you only have to provide fresh soulxies.
     
  13. tony_d

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    Because this will be moved into the lounge anyway:

    One Friday evening, there was a man dining with his wife at a restaurant in Damascus.
    He asked his wife what she would like to drink, and got up and proceeded to the bar to order drinks.

    While he was waiting for the barman, he bumped into the man beside him - and upon turning to look at him, he has thoroughly shocked to see death staring back at him.

    Not yet being ready to meet death, he ran outside, stole a horse, and rode for 3 nights and 4 days deep into the desert.

    When he could no longer go on, he stopped by a water well, and kneeled down to drink from the well.
    Upon lifting his head, he saw death, drinking from the well beside him.
    Death said to him "I, too, was surprised to see you at that bar in Damascus - for it was always in the desert by a well that we were to meet".
     
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  14. luisk

    luisk Regular Member

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    So "blackhat lounge" is now called "black hat seo"? Fair enough.
     
  15. JoeThorn

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    Lmao dude! Pity we still got 5 more years to wait.
     
  16. Royceee

    Royceee Registered Member

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    Interested in a joint venture? You can code a paypal money generator and I can use it for you.