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I Ran Over A Squirrel

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  1. Cablekid

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    I ran over a Squirrel today.. but did not hit it all the way. I just got its back legs it was by accident.. i seen it crawl with its 2 legs into the grass .. Think it still alive? Anyway i can mod one of those doggy wheel chairs for it? :eek:
     
  2. JLB001

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    i hit a rabbit the other night.

    one .38 round to his head ended his pain.

    while i dont lose sleep over things like that, i do hate it.
     
  3. cpaaddict

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    take it u guys are in the states? i see alot of animals getting hit on programs lol. mainly deers and that.. do you stop for the roadkill lol?
     
  4. JLB001

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    about 10 years ago, i moved to a small town in georgia and i hit a deer shortly there after.... 6 point buck.... totaled my car.

    the guy who stopped to help me asked.... what are you going to do with the deer?

    i said... should i call someone? game warden, animal control? who?

    he said.... NAH! TAKE IT HOME AND EAT IT!

    i looked at him and asked..... "are you joking with me?"

    the next morning i went to get my car.... everything was still inside the car... but... THE DEER WAS GONE!

    someone got that bastard.
     
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    haha unreal. this is exactly what ive seen to. well on tv shows and that. one documentary about a twisted guy who did nothing but collect roadkill and eat it to..

    also remember seeing it being eaten on a steveo show once to.. dont think i could do that though. eat summit once i ran it over lol.. might taste of engine oil or summit lol
     
  6. Essential Clix

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    I once hit a guy with my car. He was coming out from in between two other cars and didn't look, I had no time to stop. I'm not sure if the guy lived or not, but he was laying in the road when I looked back. I know it was wrong, but I wasn't about to stop and go back.. F--- going to jail. So I just drove home. This is the first time I've ever told anyone about this. The only other person I told this to was my mom, but when I told her she got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle to Bel Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror! If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought 'Naw, forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air!'
     
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    haha clix. use to love watching that fresh prince lol
     
  8. JLB001

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    you had me for about half of that comment.

    wanker.



    :D
     
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    Bel Air rolled, bitches.
     
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    i bumped into a dear once, If i had a second car i would not have been on the brakes, and dear would be in my freezer.

    I know people that pick them up along the road, but i would have to see it happen to do that.

    Dear meat is good!

    Some things only country boys understand
     
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    Whenever I go golfing with my buddy (who is a minor league pitcher), he always seems to peg a few squirrels with golf balls using his throwing arm. Sure it's horribly mean but it's funny as hell.

    Last time I was at the driving range, there were a flock of geese about 150 out. I nailed one in the neck and it dropped to the ground. Laid there for about 10 minutes, finally got up and walked away.

    I didn't mean to hit it, but the fucker shouldn't be out in the middle of the damn driving range!
     
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    haha dont get me started on a driving range. i was at one once here in uk. went with couple mates. and on certain times theres a guy who drives a cart round picking up all the golf balls. but this day the guy thought hed be ok as there was only 3 people at the whole range. he was driving a unprotected cart this time.

    so we had a lil giggle and made a bet. the first person to hit him wins a £10 or $20. cple shots in. i missed but then my mate steps upto the plate. whacks his first shot/ and boom. hits the guy on back of his head. the ball bounced off and rolled down the range bit more. the guy broke hard. stepped out and rubbed his head. only to fnd it was bleeding.

    my mate only slit the guys head open with a damn golf ball lol. he needed 12 stitches after that and ever since hes not been in that unprotected cart haha

    was a funny day
     
  13. Cablekid

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    Dam this thread started to be a good one LOL.

    Down in NC most people who hit a deer eat it. Some just leave it on the side of the road.
     
  14. JLB001

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    i hit about one a year.... or they hit me.

    ran OVER one on I-20 once.... did over $600 in damage to my car.

    but that first one, i'll never forget.

    going 65 and didnt even have time to slam on the brakes.

    my car was a total loss.
     
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    WOW HAHHAHAHAHA. Serves that fucker right though!

    I love teeing down a driver and hitting those carts with line drives when they are like 20 yards away.

    My most impressive cart hit was a driver from 300 yards. I hit the ball and it just carried for ever and the cart boy was at the last flag around 295 out and it hit the top of the cart. I've never hit a shot like that again.

    But I love gunning for it when it's about 40 yards out hittin line drives. Haha, whenever I hear the noise of the ball smashing the cart I just start laughing. It's such a pleasing sound.
     
  16. cpaaddict

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    yeh the sound is cool. the one where i go makes a kind of ping sound when it hits the cart, kinda funny but gives u a moving target to aim for. personally i think this improves ur golf lol.. afterall if u can hit a mving target then u should be able to get nr a standing flag right?
     
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    You guys sicken me,

    I mean what the hell??

    Why didnt I think of using golf as a weapon, there like, really big bbs.

    Im from down south and used to shoot cows with my paintball guns =D I could get a stampede going of I tried really hard.
     
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    Hahah, nice.
     
  19. tenro1

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    Just to confirm what most of you think about us guys down in the Southern US: I had a deer jump out in front of me a few years back, and total my truck. Guy who I work with pulls up and finishes off the deer - I find it in the back of his truck later that day at work....I go up and talk to him, and we discuss how I hit the deer and all...I ask him why he loaded it up in his truck, he tells me he is gonna make some venison roasts, sausage, etc...A few days later, he shows up at work and comes down to my office, with a cooler in his hands, loaded with fresh deer meet all wrapped up, ready to cook...He hands me the cooler and thanks me for hitting the deer for him so he could carve it up...LOL...So, I took the stuff home and cooked some of it up - not bad at all...

    As for the guy who talked about hitting moving targets at the driving range...its probably not that you are so good at hitting moving targets, you probably have a bad slice or hook, and you are just making it work for you as the target moves past...LOL - Just kidding of course...
     
  20. midknightg

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    I once worked at an auto recon that employed alot of mexicans right from Mexico, well anyway one of them had hit a deer and since they lived above the shop they had no where to keep it so they just left it in a pile of snow on the edge of the parking lot and hacked a little away to cook and eat each day!