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I laughed my site off when I saw this

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Georgebg, Aug 8, 2010.

  1. Georgebg

    Georgebg Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I have a website "http://www.stewartwebsolutions.info/".
    I know there are thousands of S.E.O. experts out there who claim they can put your site on the fist page of Google search engine.
    Well, I only need one that quickly implement this at a reasonable price. Here a list of keywords that I want this site to be ranked on the first page.(at least one, but more if possible):
    web design
    web designer
    website designer
    website design
    web solution
    website solution
    affordable web design
    affordable website design
    site design
    site designer
    ( I will work with on making changes to anything on the website including content. Thank you)

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    Budget: $300.00 Posted: August 8, 2010 Planned Start: Immediately Delivery Date: August 28, 2010

    He will pay you only 300$ and give you only 20 days to get him ranked on 10 VERY hard keywords(Atleast 4 of them are INSANLY HARD)....
    Seriosly which SEO that is THAT GOOD that can get you place one on those HARD keywords will charge you a measly 300$ ?
    It should be atleast 3000$+ .... Becouse if he is on place 1 for keywords he is probably gonna make atleast that much a week.
     
  2. beazt

    beazt Power Member

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    If you notice some 12 candidates have already made a bid for this project:D I think they are willing to come out 'all-xrumer-blazing:p' Seriously though, 20 days to rank for those keywords? But this is how most of the projects are posted at Freelancing sites- Guys want moon for under $100.
     
  3. honeyandthemoon

    honeyandthemoon Regular Member

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    Haha!

    Plus his site is completely awful and is just full of aff links badly organised.
     
  4. Georgebg

    Georgebg Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    And one other guy was looking for Senuke expert and he was offering between 2.5$ and 3$ an hour... I can just go work at Mcdonalds and earn triple that. (And I get free food)
     
  5. danielgb123

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    Selling web designing services off a site that looks like shit - nice :)
     
  6. glaxxon

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    I saw something similar at GAF for 50$/week. ;)
     
  7. newkid...

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    He should not be in this business if he does not have money to get ranked for these keywords. Noobs might promise who does not know the real behind SEO..only to waste his hard work later on because he is never going to get paid/... even if the competition is small .. to get under #5, you need to execute most of the steps...
     
  8. xoreax

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    Haha, clearly some 12 year old. Amazing design he's got going on their.
     
  9. MrGrumpy

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    Did you see where he said at a "reasonable price". There is no way on earth that mickey mouse website is going to rank for any keyword. There is zero content on it and if I didn't know better I would say he is either just out of hospital after a brain op or he has left the site like that to make sure no one succeds and he does not pay for the job.
     
  10. JuicyBlack

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    ^ Mickey mouse website lol.... nicely put :)
     
  11. businessbira

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    It remembers me of that SeoSteve guy that used (?) to troll around BHW.

    The one who promised his employer to get to the first page for "web design" in weeks...

    LOL!
     
  12. blackhataffiliate

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    that has got to be one of the worst sites I have ever seen. seriously needs to start working on the skills.
     
  13. nat.soft

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    He might be trying to outsource this, but anyway it will not work.
     
  14. CyHead

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    I can do it in 2 days! It's really simple:

    Step 1: Build some social network profiles and submit his link to show him you're doing work.

    Step 2: Get him to install sub7 or something similar on his computer (say it's needed to help him rank).

    Step 3: Take control of his computer, and insert a line in his host file that redirects all google requests to a clone looking script that you host - that takes grabs google and places his site at the top of the results for every keyword. Doesn't matter if he looks up 'design' or 'gypsy' - he's coming up #1 (on his computer at least)..lol

    Step 4: Show him the results.

    Step 5: Profit !
     
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  15. jazzc

    jazzc Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Hahaha, too oldschool but very funny cyhead :)
     
  16. flibbertigibbet

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    HAHAHAHA really funny. It would probably work too! You'd make bank off of that sucker for doing nothing. lol
     
  17. polocolto

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    This doesn't work anymore. Just the smell of sub7 will trigger any AV in the world. There are 2 years i don't see a UD RAT.
     
  18. theqavish

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    At least he must have made site on wordpress. what a pitty on both . i.e the developer and the Odest SEOs :D
     
  19. BlackHatSoda

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    !!!!!
     
  20. imperial109

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    One thing I can't figure out is why people expect you to wait on them hand and foot for some pocket change!!! Like every every service is suppose to be from god or something no matter what the price is.

    What is this Malaysia?!!! No offense, but you guys can live off of it. Most of us can't even pay rent.

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