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I Know We Don't Discuss Religion....

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by MisterF, Jul 5, 2017.

  1. MisterF

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    Two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One called Justin and the other called Kristian.


    The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.
    Finally one day Justin said to Kristian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten".
    A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted".
    Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old friend.


    Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old chums simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin gradually realised that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

    While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.
    He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.



    With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home.
    As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again".

    Kristian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner".

    Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed..."












    "I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Kristian".........
     
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  2. I know SEO

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    This jokes so bad I might lock the thread anyway.
     
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    deep shit...
     
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  4. Sherbert Hoover

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    I watched this video before logging in here.
    Was actually expecting a joke in the end, but this guy was high af
     
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    What did we do to you to deserve this?
     
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    +1 for that
     
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    Review copy please?
     
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  10. MisterF

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    +1 because three is a lucky number.
     
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  12. ritafairclough

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    Well I found it funny.
     
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    This is called joke, finally you cracked me up
     
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  14. EASYMONEYMAKER$

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    haha :):p:):p

    Can someone answer my question? (It is in the lounge too.)

    It's called

    PAYPAL ACCOUNT UNDER 18 YEARS? (Can I get in trouble?) + Searching for Alternatives!

    It would be pretty helpful!:D
     
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  15. Francesc

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    Talk about a good joke... Haha
     
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    Illuminati spotted.
     
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    I don't get it. But then I have had 3 beers + been in the sun all day......
     
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  18. Gogol

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    Me neither :'(
    What was that? He wasn't converted back to a prawn? He became a prawnstar? Not sure :p
     
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    I think you should temp ban him for that joke!:p
     
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    You're not missing much lol

    "I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Kristian"

    "I've found God. I'm a born again Christian"
     
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