So I haven't updated in 9 days.
But here's an update! By the way, I forgot to give a breakdown of my expenses:
Expenses:
Domain name: $9.95 (not sure, but I got a discount from namecheap)
SEO Service: $96 (got a 25% discount!)
Hosting: $19.9 (2 months)
Total: $125.85
Profit: $0
I received the report from the SEO service I purchased here in BHW. My site went from nowhere to page 2! It was quite a good service, quite a good service indeed.

This could mean that I really have the eye for good SEO services OR just superb beginner's luck. I'll give it around 2 weeks or so to see if the service will take my site to page one, but if it won't I might add a blog network to it.
Mistake I made:
I made a mistake on the anchor text diversity. I only gave my SEO-guy two keywords, both of which are exact match. I'll definitely get a penguin penalty in a month or so.
What I learned:
It's not all about link diversity, but also anchor diversity. I found out that naked urls, branded keywords, junk keywords (click here, etc.), and partial matches are waaaay better than just using exact matches as backlinks. Now I know.
What should I do?
I'm not really sure but I think I have to dilute the type of keywords, right? So I might add a purchase another service and request that seller uses naked urls, branded keywords, junk keywords, and partial matches as links. What do you think?
Will update my rankings tomorrow.
