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- Aug 9, 2010
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See. Here's the email I received 
Hello,
My name is brown and my wife's name is Nancy and she's 7 months
pregnant and this is our first baby.We are relocating to the city from
Manchester England and will be coming to the united state to work on
contract basis with the United States Environmental Protection Agency
(USEPA)on a private research work so i need someone who could help in
cleaning our apartment about three times per week and this will be at
your free time because this is a PART TIME JOB so you get to choose
and let me know which of the days of the week will be okay by you.
I will be offering you $50 per hour as i have advertised on
craigslist,i will be needing your services for two hours at any
suitable time of yours three times in a week probably
Tuesdays,Thursdays and Saturdays or Sundays,i hope two hours is
enough to clean a 2 bedroom house with one master bedroom and 1
standard size room,with One Living room and a kitchen as well. I
believe you will be fit for this position in as much you will prove
yourself to be a reliable and hard working person,we are looking at
arriving the states by the 22nd of aug, and this will depend on how
soon our travel agent can book seats for me and my wife on British
Airways,and so you should start working on the 21st of aug.
You will help us to clean the apartment in the morning or a day
before our arrival,I will tell the estate agent to mail the keys of
the apartment to you, or maybe provide you with his contact so you may
pick the keys so that you can be able to clean it on the 1st before we
arrive. I want know if there's any equipment that you may need us to
provide,if there's any let me know how much it will cost, I will be
spending about 2yrs for the contract job, so i may be needing your
services for that time as well if am satisfied with the services you
render.
As regards payment for your services,we have a financier that is
based in the states and he will be handling the payment to you and
some other expenses,so he will be the one that will be taking care of
your payment,I will instruct him to pay for the first two weeks of
your work in advance before my arrival so as to secure your
service,actually i should have paid for more weeks but i will extend
the payment if am satisfied with your service after the two weeks.
So for my financier to issue and send you the payment he will need
you to provide this information,as soon as i receive this,i will
forward it to him to enable him to issue and send the money order to
you:
Name to be on money order :
Home address or Office Address :
City :
State :
address
Zip code :
Phone number :
You should also let me know if you accept this offer,and all i will
need from you is total honesty and sincerity. I know you will be
committed to the work,you will also have a nice period of working with
my wife. I will be waiting to hear from you on your receipt of this
email.
Regards.
brown
And Here's the reply I sent back
Yes. Thank you for your reply to my resume. I need a job very badly. I can't believe someone finally replied to my ad! I can't wait to serve you. I have been a servant for many many years, and it is my pleasure. Since you are having your first baby, take it from me. It gets so much easier. I have 11 beautiful children. Thanks for this opportunity. I will not let you down.
Name: David O. Brown
Address: 1400 S Lamar St, Dallas, TX 75215
Phone Number: 214 - 671-3900
Now to completely understand why this is funny, you will need to google the name and address and phone number that I provided to him. Then you will see why it is funny that I said I have been a Servant for many many years
Hello,
My name is brown and my wife's name is Nancy and she's 7 months
pregnant and this is our first baby.We are relocating to the city from
Manchester England and will be coming to the united state to work on
contract basis with the United States Environmental Protection Agency
(USEPA)on a private research work so i need someone who could help in
cleaning our apartment about three times per week and this will be at
your free time because this is a PART TIME JOB so you get to choose
and let me know which of the days of the week will be okay by you.
I will be offering you $50 per hour as i have advertised on
craigslist,i will be needing your services for two hours at any
suitable time of yours three times in a week probably
Tuesdays,Thursdays and Saturdays or Sundays,i hope two hours is
enough to clean a 2 bedroom house with one master bedroom and 1
standard size room,with One Living room and a kitchen as well. I
believe you will be fit for this position in as much you will prove
yourself to be a reliable and hard working person,we are looking at
arriving the states by the 22nd of aug, and this will depend on how
soon our travel agent can book seats for me and my wife on British
Airways,and so you should start working on the 21st of aug.
You will help us to clean the apartment in the morning or a day
before our arrival,I will tell the estate agent to mail the keys of
the apartment to you, or maybe provide you with his contact so you may
pick the keys so that you can be able to clean it on the 1st before we
arrive. I want know if there's any equipment that you may need us to
provide,if there's any let me know how much it will cost, I will be
spending about 2yrs for the contract job, so i may be needing your
services for that time as well if am satisfied with the services you
render.
As regards payment for your services,we have a financier that is
based in the states and he will be handling the payment to you and
some other expenses,so he will be the one that will be taking care of
your payment,I will instruct him to pay for the first two weeks of
your work in advance before my arrival so as to secure your
service,actually i should have paid for more weeks but i will extend
the payment if am satisfied with your service after the two weeks.
So for my financier to issue and send you the payment he will need
you to provide this information,as soon as i receive this,i will
forward it to him to enable him to issue and send the money order to
you:
Name to be on money order :
Home address or Office Address :
City :
State :
address
Zip code :
Phone number :
You should also let me know if you accept this offer,and all i will
need from you is total honesty and sincerity. I know you will be
committed to the work,you will also have a nice period of working with
my wife. I will be waiting to hear from you on your receipt of this
email.
Regards.
brown
And Here's the reply I sent back
Yes. Thank you for your reply to my resume. I need a job very badly. I can't believe someone finally replied to my ad! I can't wait to serve you. I have been a servant for many many years, and it is my pleasure. Since you are having your first baby, take it from me. It gets so much easier. I have 11 beautiful children. Thanks for this opportunity. I will not let you down.
Name: David O. Brown
Address: 1400 S Lamar St, Dallas, TX 75215
Phone Number: 214 - 671-3900
Now to completely understand why this is funny, you will need to google the name and address and phone number that I provided to him. Then you will see why it is funny that I said I have been a Servant for many many years
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