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I hit my girlfriend today....I feel like shit BHW.

Discussion in 'The Shit List' started by simplybebop, Dec 29, 2008.

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  1. simplybebop

    simplybebop Regular Member

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    I hit my girlfriend today.. wow I feel like such shit. I guess im gonna get picked up by the cops tomorrow, so I figured I would tell BHW what happend.

    We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

    This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

    Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor.
    Heres a picture of my kitchen floor
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    She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

    Picture of my kitchen wall

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    We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears..


    My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought " yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.
     
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  2. kayzne

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

    wow i knew there was a joke coming but that was good.
     
  3. kammykhan

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    lol.. are u serious?!? no way..i bet you felt real bad after hey?
    women... lol cant live with or without the things!!
     
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    I didnt understand the last part :| what is "bel air" ?
     
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    You should be ashamed of yourself. There's never an excuse for hitting a woman and she can still call the police on you at anytime.

    By the police will thank you very much for laying out the evidence so nicely and your admission of guilt here in BHW. Better hope they don't find this site.

    Yeah I knew there had to be a joke in there somewhere.
     
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    LOL... I gave you a thanks for that...

    fuckin dick!!! :D :p

    That made my day!!! :p
     
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    sidddd Power Member

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    Seems like everyone is laughing ... Funny thing is I cant understand the Funny part :D
     
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    LOL did ***** invade your brain or perhaps out of loyalty you did this to us.
     
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    Now that was fuckin funny...I was all set to call you a cowardly scumbag too...lmfao
     
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    looool u got me nicely...haha
     
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    i saw this on *****
     
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    Thank God your joking around because I thought I was the only one to 'hit' your girlfriend today.
     
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    LOL you got me good. i was so into the story
     
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    I was about say you're a gay asshole but good thing I went through the story until the end
     
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    he figures he'll be funny cus his ass wil be going to jail.

    I would talk to her maybe she won't press charges as long as you dont go "Ike on her" or even worse Oj...
     
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    I've been with my wife for almost 19 years now (almost 17 years married) and NOT ONCE have I ever hit her. Sure there have been times I have wanted to but always directed my rage towards a wall instead.

    Besides, it's much easier to repair holes in drywall then repairing your asshole after the raping you'll get in jail.
     
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  19. simplybebop

    simplybebop Regular Member

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    Jesus, BHW has no sense of humor..........well a few of you do
     
  20. Don Cashola

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    HAHAHAHA

    So I think you're saying that a guy could get rapped for hitting your girlfriend?
    this is Jail he's going to not prison?!
    lol
    This video is for you
    For all of you that fear jailrape.
    Adults
    18+

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNL6GDH3m6I



    dont drop the soap Nica!

    :3some:
     
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