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I havent been laid in 7 months feels like my soul is decaying

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Rentriutoigjtuowl, Nov 26, 2014.

  1. Rentriutoigjtuowl

    Rentriutoigjtuowl BANNED BANNED

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    It feels like a vampiric thirst that i have to feed every day losing more humanity from not getting laid.

    or maybe like dark souls :D
     
  2. BuildMoreLinks

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    wow really never thought that soul decays when you don't get laid, might well use it for dating campaign. :)
     
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  3. Trepanated

    Trepanated Supreme Member

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    Who was that other guy who used to post similar threads?

    Can't get laid
    Useless at everything
    Got no friends

    That type of thing
     
  4. JoeMongan

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    Why do you insist on admitting to the entire world on a publicly indexed forum
    that you have been without a girl in 7 months? I mean what compels you to do that? :rolleyes:
     
  5. Capo Dei Capi

    Capo Dei Capi Power Member

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    Get a hooker, easier and cheaper than getting a gf.
     
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  6. Trepanated

    Trepanated Supreme Member

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    Maybe he puts the link in his dating profiles

    The old 'pity shag' method
     
  7. MauiWaui

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    That's just awkward....
     
  8. The Scarlet Pimp

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    hmmm... half the members here?
    :D :D :D
     
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  9. JoeMongan

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    Never heard of the "pity shag" before but heck maybe it will work for him. :p
     
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    Bartman of course! I sure miss the guy :/

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. t0mmy

    t0mmy Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    "Bartman" where ever the hell he went, quality lulz

    *Edit: posted at the exact same time DarkPixel :p
     
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  12. ziplack

    ziplack Senior Member

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    LOL bro get a hooker!
     
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  13. MoneyIsTheGod

    MoneyIsTheGod Power Member

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    Why?............
     
  14. uncommonbg

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    What did I just read? :D
     
  15. WizGizmo

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    Well . . . you can always resort to the use of "Mr. Hand" :D
     
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  16. Rentriutoigjtuowl

    Rentriutoigjtuowl BANNED BANNED

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    Perhaps you havent been keeping up with my others threads aobut bieng awirthless depressed loser.

    SO unfair all women have to do is exist and have a pussy and the world bends for them but men are like worthless cannon fodder who have to lie cheat and steal for any kind of attention.
     
  17. JoeMongan

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    Just download the blowjob app....



    Mr.Hand is old school WizGizmo :p
     
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  18. acidol2

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    Do you know how hard I laughed at this thread title?
     
  19. seosky

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    Agree. That will be the Only Method will work Best for Guys like him.
     
  20. MoneyIsTheGod

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    Yeah I didn't see your other threads. You are an IM'er, not a loser, don't you have money? Go to a massage parlor with happy ending.