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I have found a loophole

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Joe Helpful, Feb 10, 2017.

  1. Joe Helpful

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    Good evening!

    I’ve been worried for a while that my dealings with BHW and SEO would make me a sinner and a disgrace to the Amish community, so I decided to leave the forum for a while.
    In the meantime, I think I’ve discovered a loophole around using technology.

    The reason I can’t use technology is because I could become connected with society, leaving me vulnerable to corruption and sin.

    But then I realised that if I have someone else post on the forum on my behalf, I’m not technically using the technology myself!

    I didn’t want to condemn one of my own community to doing this for me, so I decided to find someone who isn’t Amish.

    My last use of the internet was posting on The List of Craig (or something like that). I have looked for someone who is already a sinner - therefore, they have nothing to lose by going on the internet for me.

    I’ve now found someone who can effectively act as a scribe. They will write my thoughts on the forum and tell me what’s happening. We began with a bit of a bumpy start, but I’d say we are finally growing accustomed to each other.

    My sinner’s name is Dave. He is very nice. It’s a shame he’s going to go to Hell eventually, but he says he’s fine with it.

    Say "Hello" to Dave everyone!

    God Bless
     
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    Troll if I ever saw one
     
  3. Joe Helpful

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    How dare you?
     
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    I wish you could see how hard I'm laughing right now.
     
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    Alright Dave?
     
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    I see the devil is working his magic on you, making you believe communicating with the outside world via a craigslist sinner will mean you won't go to hell.
     
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    Still more legit than Discovery Channel's "Amish Mafia" TV series...
     
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    Hey guys,

    I would have 2 questions I can't seem to figure out here:
    1. How did I get to this topic?
    2. Why am I still in this topic?

    Your help and answers are much appreciated!
     
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    Alright Amish Joe/Dave, whomever it may concern.

    Lets do a JV.

    Amigle.com - similar to omegle but more conservative, with face recognition masking technology like snapchat to cover the users face in order to keep their identity hidden. This avoids the possibility of other amish to recognize the user.

    Or

    A "sinner" providing agency for the amish who like to stay amish but still indirectly connect with the world. Think dave.

    We need to figure out payments. I dont know if you guys use currency, or weigh out gold and silver. If its gold and silver then thats good, no problem. But if we are talking sacks of carrots, potatoes and cabbages then i need a few months to find a suitable offshore storage facility.
     
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    I hope this thread will reach 50+ pages of quality posts :D:D
     
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    I'll be darned. I did not know, until now, that wagons rolled on BHW.
     
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    Will Dave do it for free?
     
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    I think you're on to something Dave / Joe. Surrogate Sinners! You can spawn a new business empire. The demand would be incredible!

    Just think, your younger brother may still be alive today if he would have had a surrogate sinner around to play his Gameboy for him.

    Your uncle Josiah could have avoided that public flogging if instead, a surrogate sinner would have been the one who used the bathroom during the Sunday church service, getting his wang caught in his zipper, then running down the aisle screaming as his tally-wacker was flopping with every painful hop.

    It would have been far less traumatic for the women folk too.

    Yes, you're on to something. Run with it and let Dave fulfill his destiny of becoming a billionaire on your behalf!
     
  17. Joe Helpful

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    Alright. Dave says hes going to use something called "multi quotes" so let's try this

    I'm fairly certain this loophole should work. I try not too listen too much when Dave is talking so as not to get dragged in. I don't think he minds.

    I want to focus on improving the local SEO of the website for my farm before I consider other ventures. But we could look into this in the future.
    My community trades goods of equal work in exchange for products and services. Would you be willing to work for a dozen eggs per hour?

    As I'm avoiding looking at the computer, I couldn't see the image you had sent. Dave tried to describe it, but it wasn't working out so he printed it out for me. Needless to say, that picture is terrifying.

    Thank you for the vote of confidence! I will tell my family my new plan later on I think, once I am more successful.
     
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    Amish pewep is that you ?
     
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    archon10 is that you ?
     
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    I'd like to learn about your Amish methods for making money online. :)