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I have a spare $1k dollars - How can I invest it for at LEAST a 120% return within 1 week?

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  1. blackescobar

    blackescobar BANNED BANNED

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    Looking to throw $1000 into a project this week to make a quick return, the riskier, the better! Hoping to discuss some interesting and unusual ideas so feel free to share your suggestions and if it works out, hey I'll throw you a nice little kickback for your awesome ideas! Thanks.
     
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    Welp, if this is a sunk cost, there's only one thing to do if you want something incredibly risky for a huge return...

    Go put it all on black, instant 200% ROI if you win :D

    I'd like a 10% kickback fee please.
     
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    1 week, 120% ROI eh :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

    Either go suck somebody's dick so they allow you to invest your 1k into their ongoing successful direct marketing campaign or play the lottery.

    It is mentality like this that gets your money vanished within the blink of an eye...
     
  4. 1337Teh

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    No, put it on the red. I once wanted to buy a car for $10k but only had like $6k. I put 5k on red, won, and bought the car :)
     
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    Make a nice site promoting SEO services
    Steal concept, graphics and storyboard from others SEO's
    Do some outreach.
    When you get the orders - just buy some of the SEO - packages offered in this site, and put 30 % on top of the invoice.

    Simple as that.

    Imorral - YES - but hundreds are doing it allready :-/

    Best regards.
     
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    Just sell cocaine. An even bigger ROI can be achieved really quickly. Might want to invest it into a good life insurance though.
     
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    Buy drugs in bulk, break it down and resell.
     
  8. blackescobar

    blackescobar BANNED BANNED

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    @reyone, "It is mentality like this that gets your money vanished within the blink of an eye..."

    Oh, rly? Putting a tiny fraction of my profits into investing in something outside of my usual scope of business to test other potential income streams, hmmm.... Call yourself a business strategist huh?! That's laughable.
     
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    Riskier the better?

    Online Poker or Fantasy Football.
     
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    Soccer betting.
     
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    Vouch for this method.
     
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    The problem is that most people end up chasing that high.

    "If I can get double my money every week I'll just keep investing more and more."

    Why do you think gambling is so popular? People chase that dream, that high, that easy money.
     
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    blackescobar BANNED BANNED

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    Such creativity and inspiration to be taken from these suggestions, thanks y'all! *ahem*
     
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    I would do this: :p

    Turned $26 into $700 in 4 hours. ;)

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    Good luck! :)

    [/brag]
     
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    Churn n burn baby Churn n burn :cool:
     
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    There are lots of ways to make money online but not in a week. Go buy a car and flip it and you an prob make a $200 profit but there is risk in that as well. I mean honestly if it was that easy to make 120% profit in a week dont you think everyone would be rich.
     
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    blackescobar BANNED BANNED

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    Did anyone say anything about it having to be easy? 120% return does not equal 120% profit.
     
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    This is doable with PPC and you can even make this in one day. HOWEVER, you need the experience, tools, converting offers/LPs/ads to do it. So better start doing your research :p
     
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    Its more about time and effort than money. It helps to have a little bit of capital. Read around on some stories and journeys here and do your research before investing in something. Nothing is full proof. Nothing is a sure thing. People become successful from trial and error.
     
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    Pay someone to set up 5-10 MNS and then pay them to churn and burn the badboy to the ground!
     
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