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I have a date tonight with a sexy police woman

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Fathom, Mar 23, 2012.

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  1. Fathom

    Fathom Power Member

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    So yesterday I?m sitting at home working like usual and these 2 female police officers knock on the door asking if I had seen a man running past the house, I said ?no but you?re welcome to look at the CCTV footage I have as it records half of the road outside my door?

    Ever since I was a young I?ve always had a thing for female police officers, maybe it?s the power, maybe the uniform, maybe that I have a dirty mind and think about them handcuffing me to the bed, I don?t know but I?m always intrigued with female police officers.

    So there was an instant attraction between me and the blonde one. She looked about 25 years old which is 3-4 years younger than me. I can always tell if a woman is attracted to me because they can?t keep eye contact and blush alot so I knew then that I would make a move on her.

    Apparently this guy that they were looking for had shown his private bits to the kids at a school nearby and the CCTV had shown a guy in his 40?s running from someone and a minute later a couple of older kids looking for someone. So the 2 officers asked me for a copy of the footage. While I was trying to figure out how to convert it from the strange format it was in to AVI format these 2 officers were snooping around and admiring my 2 ferrets that were in the cage. That was my move, the blondie was smiling at me and asked what the names were ?by the way they are called Yoshi and Mario, named after the super Nintendo game super Mario world?

    If anyone doesn?t know, ferrets have a tendancy to bite, and some can bite straight through your fingers, luckily enough mine are trained not to bite. So I let Yoshi out of the cage for her to stroke and while I?m holding him she leans her hand forward and I kind of make Yoshi jump at her and the poor girl nearly shit herself. She nudged me and said ?I can?t believe you did that? So I put my hands forward and said ?I?m sorry, you can arrest me if you want? I didn?t quiet have the courage to ask her out but it was coming.

    Now I couldn?t figure out how to convert the stupid footage to avi format so the 2 police officers said they would come back in the afternoon. Finally after about 30 Minutes I had converted it and transferred it to CD, ready and waiting for her when she comes back.

    After lunch she had come back without her other female friend but instead 4 other male police officers came. Why does it take 5 police officers to look at CCTV footage? My guess is that they wanted to snoop around as I have computer equipment everywhere and one of them even said ?you can take over the world from in here? WTF? What?s with the stupid comment?
    I am originally from Cyprus, and my guess is that she said something to them because my office is full of computer parts, card readers, and 1000?s of blank cards. I guess she could have thought I was in to credit card fraud or something.

    While she was leaving I had to say something to her, so I whispered into her ears ?I think you are very pretty, earlier I felt like we had a connection, I hope you can call me sometime?? and with that I gave her my business card.
    She called me last night. I?m going to meet her for a drink and I already know it?s going to be great.

    I?m not bartman, but I just wanted to share this with someone as my life is usually all about working 7 days a week, and meeting this lovely woman has made my year. Just wanted to share it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULPjYGwBPHs

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF15WD3oy80
     
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  2. therealmadhatter

    therealmadhatter Regular Member

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    Your Story is going erotic... :) Good luck
     
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  3. thedon23

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    Sounds like a sting operation. Are you sure you weren't just dreaming that she was a cop, and she was actually a high school girl in a school girl outfit?

    [​IMG]

    Jk of course. Good luck on the date bro :)
     
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  4. xxpaigexx

    xxpaigexx Registered Member

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    Damn bro, ur one lucky Son of a bitch !

    Sorry for the language but i mean it as a compliment in a really good way ! :D

    i guess ur dream is coming true for real heheh :D
     
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  5. Leith

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    Hehe nice one!

    BTW CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
     
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    God man your room is just a mass of computers. LOL!
    Good luck with your date!! Really hope it goes well
     
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    Yeah clean your room and bathe the ferrets, those things really stink. Glad to hear though, i can't say i've ever bagged a police woman...
     
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    cheers :cheers:
     
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    I like your style , good luck with that date
     
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    My guess is that you are telling this story to make us write here, and get us arrested !

    As you got caught for CC fraud, you have a deal to catch bigger fishes

    Come and get me ! :D

    Joke aside, GL for your "rendez vous" don't end up cuffed in the bar :p
     
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    good , update us !
     
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  13. cocococo

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    this is gonna be kinky, make sure she brings her handcuff, baton and the lot.:D
     
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    blackhat with bluehat cocktail :p
     
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    Good for you bro.
     
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    Prepare to be dominated OP!
     
  18. bouquet

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    nice one :cool:
     
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    oh boy your work space is messy. I couldn't imagine myself working around such a messy space.

    and good luck for ya date.. hope it turns out well and she won't take you to the prison as a sex offender ;)
     
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    Do you know if she will want to dine on Sausage and Two Veg! :D
     
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