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I have 7 hours to write a 1,700-2,000 word essay

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by danizdeman, Nov 7, 2011.

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  1. danizdeman

    danizdeman Regular Member

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    Added link to the document: Watch me fail-write my essay real-time!! You have permission to comment on how much it sucks.
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ix_l4BQR6SCLkGrsxg-Gid1vlDMXd8MEJwfTm2D5oUw/edit?hl=en_US

    So it's almost 2 am and my essay is due at 9 am... I either need

    A) an insane amount of focus and resilience to stay up and write an essay that will be half-decent

    B) Hire someone to do it within 7 hours

    C) Have people crash my college's website by hacking or pinging on a GIGANTIC scale or something..


    I'm so fucked... been distracted by BHW all day :(

    what do I do?

    lets hear thoughts.
     
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  2. chipmunk951

    chipmunk951 Senior Member

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    Get Off BHW!

    Get to Work!
     
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  3. Brainstorming

    Brainstorming BANNED BANNED

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    Don't rely on someone else. What happens when they fall out and then you have nothing? Stop wasting your time on black hat world and get to work man.
     
  4. rallow

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    try fiverr?? easy A??
     
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    oscarmike Regular Member

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    i ditto this! :)
     
  6. danizdeman

    danizdeman Regular Member

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    fiverr not gonna work in this short time period.. theyd need to see my style... research it.. write it.. then id have to edit so itd look more like my writing.. LOL. yeah Im getting right to it then I s'pose..
     
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    Brainstorming BANNED BANNED

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    Who the **** would write a 1700-2000 essay for 5$? Come on now man.
     
  8. danizdeman

    danizdeman Regular Member

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    multiple gigs. /back to work
     
  9. danizdeman

    danizdeman Regular Member

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    Would anyone be down to edit my essay in like 6 hours? Like a quick peer review.. I'll send them a $5 donation...paypal fees paid by me.
     
  10. Brainstorming

    Brainstorming BANNED BANNED

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    Good luck.
     
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    I'd love to help you out with the editing, but I have sports massage in 2 hours so I won't be around .. I know the importance of meeting deadlines, being a student myself, but stick at it man .. Work, Work, Work .. When it's done, have a long nap and feel proud!
     
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    What i used to do in your case, wait until i'm panicked i worked better under real pressure, otherwise school work didn't have an impact on my priority list back at the time.

    But first thing, when i knew i'll be late to deliver, is to come up with a buyable story of why i'm late / away the morning. It has to be extraordinary but not too much, and has to be inspired from reality.

    Like I lost my keys and i couldn't get in my appartment i slept in a technical storage of my building and the key fixer showed up at 7 AM.
    The detail which will make ppl believe more : Wow Key Fixers are very expensive !!! WTF !!

    Good Luck with your work
     
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  13. wolf1880

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    I agree with chipmunk... hahaha
     
  14. cornkernel

    cornkernel Regular Member

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    what's the essay on?

    i leave things to the last minute as well... at school i'd usually start assignments the night before they're due. or if my lesson was in the afternoon, i'd start it that morning. :eek:
     
  15. Brainstorming

    Brainstorming BANNED BANNED

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    I was the same as you and abysse. I wonder if that's some way that all of us IMers and BHers are wired mentally?
     
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  16. danizdeman

    danizdeman Regular Member

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    Thank you! I might make some ridiculous excuse!.. didn't think of that LOL.,.. actually there were 1 million power outages so I can say it just hit us now :D

    it's an expository essay... I have to make a thesis up and then use supporting facts from a story.. I chose "La Horla" by Guy de Maupaussant..

    I'm thinking.. maybe I should download Dragon Naturally Speaking and spit out my essay? :confused:

    haha i dunno.
     
  17. jab62491

    jab62491 Newbie

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    yep I am the same way I don't start my school work till right before it is due. But right then I have extra motivation to get it done good and fast so I finish it pretty quick.
     
  18. rallow

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    Just a joke the OP got it. I hope you didnt slam your keyboard and break it. If you did I got a fiverr guy for that
     
  19. rayzh

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    Yep same here I got an essay due and I haven't even begun by researches yet. It's now that making money is important, it's just that I am used to the IM life. (working hard, meeting deadlines perfectly, sleep hard)

    Dude you will make it, seriously
     
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    Simple answer - drop out.:usa:
     
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