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I had a good laugh this morning.

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by craigygee, Jun 30, 2010.

  1. craigygee

    craigygee Regular Member

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    So I was searching through local CL to pick up some web design jobs. I decided to just pop into the Computer Services section and was taking a peek at others web design/IM ads.

    This has to be the biggest fail(Replace xx with tt and 0 with o):

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    hxxp://detr0it.craigslist.0rg/wyn/cps/1817848974.html
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    hxxp://detr0it.craigslist.0rg/wyn/cps/1818342032.html
    I hope you guys get a nice laugh. Good morning all :D

    Edit: If you look at their websites you will understand.
     
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  2. noob411

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    Bad economy brings out all sorts of idiots. But whats worse is probably there is someone who will pay for her services. It is cl and the people on cl are NOT that bright.
     
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    Sucking at something is fine, as long as you realize you suck at it, but I don't think this Laura knows she sucks.
     
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    LOL...

    Someone left the internet in 2000 and came back in 2010 with a 10 years old website design.
    Maybe I will contact her for a website redesign...:33:
     
  5. craigygee

    craigygee Regular Member

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    Lmao, that was my first thought.


    Haha, they think they are a web designer because they can make a website with Godaddy site builder. But you are right, I am sure people pay her for those god awful sites.

    Apparently, Lol.
     
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    $799.

    Database website
    unlimited pages
    1 yr Domain name
    3 month hosting
    Contact form link to email
    Upto 1000 words
    Iindividual passwords for clients (customers)

    Great value for money!
     
  7. chickenLittle

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    kinda of unique post isnt it... lol.. yeh, i have a gd laugh orite. lol.
     
  8. craigygee

    craigygee Regular Member

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    Haha, they need to get with the times. I could install wordpress and a premium theme with my SP license , along with needed plugins in an hour and run it 500$ then move onto the next one as opposed to them, it will probably take them two weeks to do a static site.
     
  9. locobob

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    Yeah that was a good laugh. Its almost as funny as the clowns that send me logo examples that look like a 5 year old designed it. Seems like everyone gets a copy of photoshop and now they are a designer. Laura is probably using coffecup
     
  10. craigygee

    craigygee Regular Member

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    Yeah that seo image she ripped from Google images. I should of titled this thread "Welcome to 1999". Hell that was in the dawn of my web design days as a kid and I was making sites 20 times better than that.

    I think I should contact her and tell her to step her game up.
     
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    I really dont get the point of changing links with XX or 0 in the URL.

    Because all links in BHW will go through hiderefer.org so the Craigslist wont see this topic. if even they find URL to this topic, whats wrong in this topic that they should not see?
     
  12. craigygee

    craigygee Regular Member

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    It's not even that, it's for indexing purposes.
     
  13. coreyfmiller

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    Things like this make me feel so much better about myself lol If I were to go on a date with Laura and she showed me her wicked website... I think I would have to leave right there... cause shes probably simple :p
     
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    lol someone should report these cl ads as retarded. I'm not that good of a web designer compare to some of you guys but I can probably pull something prettier out of my ass than these sites. I mean come on...."Laura" is using marquee on her site....that's what I used 15 years ago.
     
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    Three types of people in this world,

    1. Those who know the internets and know the right prices.
    2. Those who have friends who know the internets that know the right prices.
    3. And those who just logged onto the internet for the first time looking for web services to create a whole website dedicated to their 100 kitties, and found her ad through google.

    so cheers to crazy person who posted that ad, because #3 is looking for her.
     
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    Hired!!!!
     
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    omg, those are hilariously awful!!!
     
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    seems like somebody likes floating words.
     
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    Lol this is great! Nice find.