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I gotta share this

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by WPRipper, Nov 12, 2012.

  1. WPRipper

    WPRipper Supreme Member

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    - Name?
    - Abdul al-Rhazib.
    - Sex?
    - Three to five times a week.
    - No, no? I mean male or female?
    - Male, female, sometimes camel.
    - Holy cow!
    - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
    - But isn?t that hostile?
    - Horse style, doggy style, any style!
    - Oh dear!
    - No, no! Deer run too fast.
     
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  2. 2011nfl

    2011nfl Supreme Member

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    Kinda funny :)
     
  3. ja1myn

    ja1myn Senior Member

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    Yawn.
     
  4. kaxia12

    kaxia12 Newbie

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    Got a chuckle out of me.
     
  5. ShadeDream

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    An Italian?s Tale

    "I?ma come here to a hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waiter I wanna two piss toast. He bringa me only onea piss. I tella him I wanna two piss--he say, ?Go to the toilet.? I say, ?You no unnerstan?. I wanna two piss ona my plate.? He say, ?You better no piss ona da plate you sonna ma bitch.? I don?t even know the man and he calla me sonna ma bitch!!

    Later, I go to eata soma dinner at another restaurant. The waitress bringa spoon, ana knife, but no fock. I say, ?I wanna fock.? She tella me everbody wanna fock. I say, ?You no unnerstan?. I wanna fock on the table.? She say, ?You better not fock on the table you sonna ma bitch.? I don?t even know the woman an? she calla me sonna ma bitch!

    So I go back to my hotel, an? there?s no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager an? tell him I wanna sheet on the bed. He say, ?You better not sheet on the bed you sonna ma bitch.? I don?t even know the man an? he calla me sonna ma bitch!

    So I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say, ?Peace to you.? I say, ?Piss onna you too you sonna ma bitch!!? I go back to Italy!"
     
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  6. WPRipper

    WPRipper Supreme Member

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    I know this, if i remember theres a mp3 right ?
     
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    Nice Try...I have read this joke in past but still it's unintentionally funny. :)

    Cheers :)
     
  8. Th3T3chGuy

    Th3T3chGuy Senior Member

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    Behind You :)


    :eek:
     
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