So as some of you know, I'm trying to achieve immortality and it's been a rough road. Mostly it takes about 1.5 to 3 years of isolation after purging all addictions and mental/spiritual setbacks as well as a "resurrection" ritual that is quite similar to baptism (which will need to be performed daily). In any case, I've been doing age reversal meditation for a little bit and I'm happy with the progress because it's helped my shoulder heal. A few days ago I was in a girl's dorm and she asked me how old I was. She was quite startled when I said 25 to put it mildly. Cheers, beers and a few queers this friday gents!