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I get a kick every time someone asks me my age

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by pewep, Oct 5, 2013.

  1. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    So as some of you know, I'm trying to achieve immortality and it's been a rough road. Mostly it takes about 1.5 to 3 years of isolation after purging all addictions and mental/spiritual setbacks as well as a "resurrection" ritual that is quite similar to baptism (which will need to be performed daily). In any case, I've been doing age reversal meditation for a little bit and I'm happy with the progress because it's helped my shoulder heal.

    A few days ago I was in a girl's dorm and she asked me how old I was. She was quite startled when I said 25 to put it mildly.


    :D Cheers, beers and a few queers this friday gents!
     
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  2. mickyfu

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    I think you need to lay off the drugs a bit. My cousin thinks he is a vampire after he smoked too much pot and popped too many acid.
     
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    You look 25 actually
     
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    Not sure about the immortal thing, but don't worry about looking young. People have said I look 16... I'm 21.

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    @OP

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    but the question remains.......

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    here is my gf photo, and she is doing the same as OP


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    To be honest, you only look about 20.
     
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    I get this all the time. People say I look like a 5 year old.. but I'm over 20.

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    You look quite young, most black and mixed race people do.

    Don't worry looking young is a good thing, it's only bad if you attract under age girls. lol
     
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    This all sounds familiar. I knew a guy who had 3 years of isolation after purging all addictions and mental/spiritual setbacks as well as a "resurrection".

    At the end he reached immortality. And then he died.
     
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    Nelson Mandela doesn't.
     
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    I have a feeling... a strange feeling that OP is going to end up like Muscleteen...
     
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    Muscleteen plays in a whole different league.
     
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    Lol, on a more serious note: Co Q10 + collagen + grape skin extracts + omega 3 and 6 = great hangover cure.

    And even more seriously: some of the stuff I've done lately really does make me question the nature of our existence and my primary interest is in exploring the limits of what we are capable of (crazy talk aside). I'm pretty excited to discover what awaits.
     
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    +1 For omega 3 and 6. It lubes up my brain cells. Who the hell wouldn't want to lube up their brain cells?
     
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    hhh you can't be serious! Give us a break, we are busy fighting the new G update!
     
  18. mickyfu

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    What are they like for lubing up girls?
     
  19. MotiveVision

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    Hahahaha, that made me chuckle.

    Considering his age I'm not surprised, but I meant the majority of them do.
     
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    Trevor MacDonald does.