I found the evidence of secret of google algorithm

I found the evidence of secret of google algorithm
evidence 1:
I found google can identify funny joke and not very funny joke. and some joke only some special area people can understand why it is very funny than another joke.
But Google bot still can "read" and identify, like a human did, and laugh as how human laugh.
Google bot know how many laughters should award to a funny joke and rank it higher than not funny joke.

evidence 2:
Google bot can identify what is cheap, what is expensive.
I have a web for one year without build one backlink, but keep on top.
Because i cheat google bot by setting price half than normal marketing price.
For example, if America shop normally sell iphone 700 USD, then i sell the same type 300 UDS.
I never build any backlinks in the past one year.
But my web always on the top!
Because google bot can identify every product market sell price and compare with yours.
That bot can think exactly like how human brain thinking.

evidence 3:
I changed my selling price by triple than normal marketing price.
then..............!
Google bot rank me low soon!
without anything else changed in the past one year.
without one backlink added to or deleted from.
Now I understand that google bot are not a bot!
It's human!!!

As I posted another thread that discovered google algorithm secret to you.
It's time to throw those garbage e.g. Scrapbox, GSA SER, Senuke etc. to ashbin now.
By draw a conclusion, all current SEO tools are invalide anymore.
There are so many people including SEO tool sellers, Google employees here want to ban ban ban me.
Because this is the biggest secret that they don't want to be discovered, forever!

Google created Skynet.

Maybe get Google in to decipher that blob of text then op, because my eyes are bleeding.

You can read my old thread to find my discover:
/blackhat-seo/black-hat-seo/805943-i-found-biggest-secret-google-algorithm-change.html

That's a bit better OP.

Wow so are you like in that film enemy of the state. Are you on the run in case google and the illumitatti all after you.

This is dead exciting, I'm only a low level freemason just now so I don't get the good stuff like kill spells and hit lists.

googlefather said:

I found the evidence of secret of google algorithm
evidence 1:
I found google can identify funny joke and not very funny joke.

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False. I laughed my ass off reading your thread, yet it was nowhere to be found when I searched for "funny joke" in Google.

Conor said:

False. I laughed my ass off reading your thread, yet it was nowhere to be found when I searched for "funny joke" in Google.

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I was gonna say that too!

Conor said:

False. I laughed my ass off reading your thread, yet it was nowhere to be found when I searched for "funny joke" in Google.

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Your just one of the cabal out to silence him, the OP is risking his anal fortitude to bring us this information and the gooluminati are hunting for him as we speak.

I'm with you op

HoneyHelper said:

I was gonna say that too!

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Watch out for this one OP check out his avatar (bot zombie)

The OP is a bit off the mark, but Google does use Natural Language Processing to calculate entities and relationships between those entities. It is also plausible that for popular commercial queries they could have calculated an average selling price from schema markup mining, and therefore be able to assess whether a site was relatively cheap.

rob1977 said:

Your just one of the cabal out to silence him, the OP is risking his anal fortitude to bring us this information and the gooluminati are hunting for him as we speak.

I'm with you op

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thank you! I just tell the truth I found.

rob1977 said:

Your just one of the cabal out to silence him, the OP is risking his anal fortitude to bring us this information and the gooluminati are hunting for him as we speak.

I'm with you op

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dude, you look like a ceosam, you even dress like him lol

FutureProofSeo said:

The OP is a bit off the mark, but Google does use Natural Language Processing to calculate entities and relationships between those entities. It is also plausible that for popular commercial queries they could have calculated an average selling price from schema markup mining, and therefore be able to assess whether a site was relatively cheap.

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some area even all google employee can not reach there, understand their life.
and, i do not sell iphone.
I tested some industry products, it's various and very difficult to compare. some only price printed on pictures, no word, picture price!

SO far you said what dis you think but can you send us some screenshoot from your site stat?

The f*ck is this crap why do people even bother ? like even scammers on this sometimes are just desperate!

wizard04 said:

dude, you look like a ceosam, you even dress like him lol

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He is my hero and mentor, with his help I could frequent motels too.

Now I tested, I sell iphone 6 with 50$ and i rank first now omg

If Google wasn't Google, what (& where) would its father be?

OP, do you call Google and say something like:"Google, I am your father"

why don't he call himself "Alphabet" instead