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I Fired My Secretary!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by professional20, Mar 17, 2009.

  1. professional20

    professional20 Power Member

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    Yesterday was my birthday. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my
    wife would be pleasant and say "Happy birthday! " and possibly have a
    present for me. She barely said good morning, let alone "Happy
    birthday."I thought "Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will
    remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say
    a word.

    So, when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat
    despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane, said, "Good
    morning, Boss, and by the way, happy birthday!" It felt a little better
    that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when
    Jane knocked on my door and said "You know, It's such a beautiful day
    outside, and it is your birthday. What do you say we go out to lunch,
    just you and me." I said "Thanks, Jane, that's the best thing I've heard
    all day."

    We went to lunch, but we didn't go where we normally would go.
    She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two
    martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to
    the office Jane said "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need
    to go straight back to the office, do we? I responded "I guess not. What
    do you have in mind?" She said "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just
    around the corner."

    After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me
    and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom
    for just a moment. I'll be right back. "Ok," I nervously replied. She
    went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
    carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens
    of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday". And I just
    sat there on the couch..........butt ass naked!

    Damn how do you explain that to everyone?

    Of course this is not my personal story :p
     
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  2. justthinking

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    Good one. My kinda luck.
     
  3. bongli

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    LMAO...What do you expect from her in her apartment?

    I know...Birthday Cake! hahaha
     
  4. llamalam

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    Lol wow... This sounds really familiar I must have seen it before.
     
  5. professional20

    professional20 Power Member

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    Most likely.
     
  6. CyberDilemma

    CyberDilemma Regular Member

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    That was a classic.
     
  7. kalekom

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    Maybe this was the group thing? And you turned it down?
     
  8. virus_1720

    virus_1720 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    LMA, your family knows you way too well
     
  9. professional20

    professional20 Power Member

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    Lol well this isnt me!!! :p
     
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    Lol, i was amused reading this.
     
  12. mimier

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    how about i sleep with my Secretary!
     
  13. professional20

    professional20 Power Member

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    You serious? Shit that must be nice :cool:
    Posted via Mobile Device
     
  14. positivenote

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    Haha..
     
  15. purplepeopleeater

    purplepeopleeater Newbie

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    haha! That's truly funny! Good one.
     
  16. plibb

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    Wow, that is great. The funny thing is that it probably did happen to someone. Maybe he should have been using the other head on top to be thinking with instead.
     
  17. positivenote

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    yeah..thats something realy funny for you blackhatters.

    haha
     
  18. scotty91

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    haha! that is a good one! :)
     
  19. blackbaby

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    Wow that's a nice read.. really made me smile, well just got up. :p That might have been a super headache.