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I feel like a BADASS when I get an Infraction!

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  1. sashablack

    sashablack Elite Member

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    Hey,

    my fellow Law (sometimes) breakers :)

    So who got what and for what?

    My latest infraction:

    Freaking for some DUMB Ass reason i thought that signature was font size:3

    lol BAM 6 month infraction :)

    [​IMG]

    -Sasha
     
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    That's an awful signature btw. It makes me want to not read it.

    All those colours beside each other give me a headache.

    It's also far too complex. A signature should be presented so it captures the eye easily followed by an offering of intrigue.

    You'd be better off with something like "SOCIAL LEAD GOLD: Click to find out how REAL social media(or social networking) software makes you money."
     
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    LOL sorry buddy but it works :) lol you read it and you even dissected it :) and gave me pointers!

    So all in all it works :)

    -Sasha
     
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    I didn't read it.

    I looked at it, got a headache, then decided to help you.

    When offering a better alternative I forced myself to read it and click.

    But hey, if you're at a stage in business where you don't need any advice then good for you. I'll never be there, but if you are then fantastic. Best of luck.
     
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    Lol. It actually makes you click it and see/wonder where in the world that thing would take you. ;). But isn't there a rule saying something like no fancy fonts allowed in signature? I guess that doesn't bar from using rainbow colors.


    P.s.

    It does say something about not to use crazy fonts, colors.... Hmm... May be reconsider again. ;)
     
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    HAHAHHAHA,

    The door is not open all the way :)
     
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    Agreed. My initial thought was that it had been written by a 13 year old child in crayon. Definitely not an effective B2B signature copy.
     
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    Thats exactly who I am targeting :) so it works yeahhhhhhh


    -Sasha
     
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    Scrolling down quickly i read it as - I feel like a badass when i get an erection !
     
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    You're targeting 13 year old kids who like to colour with crayons? Almost got me to read your signature with that, but still too much a headache.

    And those 13 year olds must be bringing in a lot of money to you from their allowances.
     
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    i was hoping for someone to post who has an infraction :) am I the only one? lol

    -Sasha
     
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    I get one for every post I write, because I am a rebel.
     
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    Everyone who had broken that Signature font-related rule got that infraction or warning, so don't worry... I too carried an infraction/warning because the font-size was 3 at that time. Accepting the mistake makes it (pita) lot bearable. lol.

    Seriously, we all must obey all the rules or get the punishment, shouldn't we? :)

    Btw, is this the first infraction you have? ;) I actually felt very bad when I got the first infraction. Felt like going to a high-rise and jumping from it (from the ground level only, i.e.). lol


     
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    Shilist #4 rules!

    [​IMG]

    My first and only infraction was violation of this rule.
     
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    The sig makes sense IMHO. I would expand it a little, like this:

    World-class core meetings cultivate collaborations, while the community seamlessly transitions a market-altering, next-generation, project. The enablers improve a sign-off; this is why the project leader strategizes an overarching, key, predictability.The pyramid motivates the clients. In the same time, cost efficiency and strategy drive the enabler. A siloed dialogue aggregates progressive energies.Emerging dotted lines strengthen the human resources.The project leader achieves a parallel thought leadership, while the human resources whiteboard our flexible team building.The Chief IT Operations Officer fleshes out our standardization.The enabler organically jump-starts our prospective support structures, while our well-implemented strategy influences the category manager. Asset, on-boarding process and target generate an active workflow. Principle-based, superior, organizational and multi-channel brand images drive the customers, whilst a feedback adequately synergizes the sales manager.
     
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    Rhu Oh! We has rulez for crayola signatures! ;)


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    I got a warning once for doing a random draw in the giveaway section.

    Never had an infraction though.
     
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    :1: where do u see the infraction thingy, mayb i gt one
     
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    If you don't see it, you don't have it. Beides, you'd have gotten a PM saying you have gotten an infraction.

    And it shows on the right, under the thanks, but only you can see it.
     
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