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I don't think the outsourcer I use is actually a real person...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Bostoncab, Aug 29, 2013.

  1. Bostoncab

    Bostoncab Elite Member

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    I don't think the outsourcer I use is actually a real person...

    I think the Google search spider has become self aware and built itself a skype account and Paypal. No matter what I hire it the so called "outsourcer" uses it to alter its search algorithim and further punish my sites.

    I am not sure if I am sad that the worlds first self aware artificial intelligence is messing with me or be happy that it exists.

    I am just praying I can hit the first page before it gains access to the launch codes and attacks yandex.
     
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    UrsuAke Power Member

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    Umm, stop using shady automated services?
     
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    HeRBaR Supreme Member

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    Hmmmmmm, are you kidding??? :shot: :smile:
     
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    You watching a lot of movies like Matrix and Inception. :)
     
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  5. Bostoncab

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    He doesn't even have a facebook and claims to be in "Australia" What more evidence do you need?
     
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    i'm sure that if it's the crawl bot it will have access to some webcams around the world to send some camfeed to your skype and convince you that he's actually a hot blonde :)
     
  8. Bostoncab

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    You dont think an AI coul dget its own phone?
     
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    Haven't you heard of Skynet? lol
     
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  10. Bostoncab

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    When skynet becomes self aware it will be software and probably a search engine. the funny part will be that society at large will welcome them into existence.

     
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    Is this even possible?
    I say no never.its impossible for artificial intelligence to get self aware
     
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    I feel it's time for a holiday...
     
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    I am speechless...
     
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    dotdashdashdot :) j/k
     
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    Self aware artificial intelligence messing with you and changing the search algorithm to punish your site?

    1) You're not that special
    2) Maybe you just suck at SEO

    I'm having trouble figuring out if this is a bad attempt at humor or if you're actually trying to be serious.
     
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  16. Bostoncab

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    Its all fun and games and pompous statements until the machines come for you too..remember I warned you.
     
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