Alright, I'm going to call BS all over this thread. No way they're going to let a "nobody" ( according to yourself ) get anywhere close to any power like that.
You said product creation? Like the actual engineering of their services? That requires a solid background of programming, accredited by universities, that's 4 years right there at least and if you're doing SEO you wouldn't be able to program too much, so that rules that out. If you mean product management, you most likely wouldn't have access to be able to do anything, like see any bit of their algo or effect anyones sites here.
You may have a job at Google, but you're not going to be able to change people's ranks or unsandbox a site.
I do agree with you that GiftGuru was a bit disrespectful in his comment though, being on BHW doesn't necessarily mean you're doing illegal/immoral things, and therefore has no relation to a religious standpoint someone takes. More power to you Ethan.