I applied for a job at google AND GOT IT!

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Steal algo, release to the world, upload virii to data center and burn the place down.
Also spit in Matt Cutts coffee right in front of him and say "COME AT ME BRO"

lmao, made my day bro.

Anyways congrats on the job Ethan xD
 
Do me a favor will ya?

Find Matt Cutts, wipe Preparation H into his comb and shrink him to death.
 
Hmmm..... a religious sig in a black hat forum....

I'm thinking more like:

"I can do all things through BlackHat which strengthens me" GiftGuru 4:13
 
I work with a lot of the Silicon Valley corporations including Google and it's a lot of fake, ass kissing politics like the other guy said. It's a pretty weird almost cult-like setting for these companies. You should see them at company events, pretty entertaining. Well wish you the best though, maybe you will enjoy it.
 
Google seems like one of those companies where the working environment is just an amazing place to be. Sort of like Valve as well.

Good on ya man.
 
And no, I'm not going to be rich by having this job. Honestly the only reason why I applied is because I wanted new experiences, more knowledge and new surroundings. I make about 3 times more on SEO than what they'll pay me. And the pay is not that bad.
You only have one life and why not experience the most you can?, I wish you the best.
Hmm nice :) you are going to be rich:O btw can you rank all of my sites?:D
 
Wow, how did you get the job? I would love to work in Google as well.
 
Honestly, I saw their ad online, I contacted them, emailed my resume, they called me for an interview, I waited and now I'm hired.
Why don't you apply?, you have nothing to lose. You have the no now go for the yes.
Wow, how did you get the job? I would love to work in Google as well.
 
I can. But, why not yourself?, you have all the information in this amazing forum to do an amazing job. Trust me on that.

Alright, I'm going to call BS all over this thread. No way they're going to let a "nobody" ( according to yourself ) get anywhere close to any power like that.

You said product creation? Like the actual engineering of their services? That requires a solid background of programming, accredited by universities, that's 4 years right there at least and if you're doing SEO you wouldn't be able to program too much, so that rules that out. If you mean product management, you most likely wouldn't have access to be able to do anything, like see any bit of their algo or effect anyones sites here.

You may have a job at Google, but you're not going to be able to change people's ranks or unsandbox a site.

I do agree with you that GiftGuru was a bit disrespectful in his comment though, being on BHW doesn't necessarily mean you're doing illegal/immoral things, and therefore has no relation to a religious standpoint someone takes. More power to you Ethan.
 
I invite you to scroll up this thread and read my responses. Did I ever say anything about doing any SEO for Google?, no sir. I am quite sure I didn't.

Alright, I'm going to call BS all over this thread. No way they're going to let a "nobody" ( according to yourself ) get anywhere close to any power like that.

You said product creation? Like the actual engineering of their services? That requires a solid background of programming, accredited by universities, that's 4 years right there at least and if you're doing SEO you wouldn't be able to program too much, so that rules that out. If you mean product management, you most likely wouldn't have access to be able to do anything, like see any bit of their algo or effect anyones sites here.

You may have a job at Google, but you're not going to be able to change people's ranks or unsandbox a site.

I do agree with you that GiftGuru was a bit disrespectful in his comment though, being on BHW doesn't necessarily mean you're doing illegal/immoral things, and therefore has no relation to a religious standpoint someone takes. More power to you Ethan.
 
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