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I Am So Damn Desperate - $849.77!!!

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by simmonsmike7, Oct 26, 2008.

  1. simmonsmike7

    simmonsmike7 BANNED BANNED

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    Hello Black Hat World,

    I have been starting new website and am doing SEO for it. I am learning from here as I go, and SEO seems to be long process.

    It's going to take sometime to get this website going, ranked, and sales to start coming in - I'd say at least 1.5 - 2.0 months.

    Problem: I need $849.77 in 3-5 days (or less!).

    I'll keep it short, sweet, and simple.

    I owe $849.77 to "X" and if I don't pay up $849.77 to "X" then I am SCREWED.

    It's going to mess up everything I've worked for.

    Not really sure what will go, maybe my car in return for me not being able to pay back. Then I can't even drive and am really screwed!

    So I am desperate, and this maybe my last resort!!

    I need the money, and I'll do anything legal to get it. White hat, black hat, grey hat - doesn't mean a damn, I will do it.

    Just 2 things:

    1. It has to be at least $849.77
    2. I need it in 3-5 days (or less!)

    If I could turn this into a video, you would see a desperate, poor, helpless man on his knees asking for your help.

    I don't want your money, far from it. I just want to know.............

    If you had to come up with $849.77 in 3-5 days (or less!) - how would you do it?

    I appreciate this community for being there for me, I appreciate you for reading this thread, and I appreciate those who will respond with an answer that makes sense.
     
  2. rayes

    rayes Newbie

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    I'm not trying to be mean just my honest 2 cent go the illegal immigrant route find a job that can yield that amount and break sweat. That is the quickest way I can think of right now.
     
  3. YoungGuns

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    Sell everything in your home on craigslist and ebay. Go to people's houses and offer to do anything (that can mean anything you want it to mean). Go to an intersection or an end of an exit and hold a sign saying you haven't ate in three days. Find yourself a street corner... Go to a garbage dumb and pick every piece of a metal that's recyclable from opening to closing. Find a wanted person with a reward. Rob a auto junk yard...or car lot. Steal car stereos or just the whole car. Sell drugs. Sell something expensive you don't have on ebay. Go visit your relatives and explore their jewelry cabinets. Become a hitman. Rob an old lady's house. Find some porn films to do. Rent a truck and cattle trailer to haul livestock for people...but forget to tell the stockyard to send the check to the people you hauled it for instead of you. Steal A LOT of chickens while you have the cattle trailer. Go to your local check cashing service.

    And the oldie but goodie, rob a bank (this is an outdated method-most banks don't have money to rob anymore)

    or RUN VERY FAR AWAY AND NEVER RETURN

    Hey, you said you didn't care how blackhat it was.
     
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  4. valwardon

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    Even methods that generate instant paypal cash will not be good for you .

    Paypal takes 3 to 5 days just to transfer into your bank acc.

    So in short you started too late .

    You should have started the funding caimpaign before you had yourself scrood .

    So now you will most likely have to wash windows at a busy intersection . Yes this does work .

    Or wash cars at 5.00 a pop and do them really really fast!!! Let us do the math we will take 900 dollars rounded up for easier math .

    In 3 days you need to earn 300.00 a day .

    charge 10.00 to wash cars that is 30 cars a day . VERY doable!!!

    If you are too lasy to earn moeny like this than the debt you owe consider it unpaid .
     
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  5. MattDunbar

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    Rob the neighbor's TVs should do the job alone if you live in a decent area and they have flat panels and all :)
     
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  6. yato

    yato Newbie Premium Member

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    Damn ,I feel your pain.
    Would it really be so bad not to have a car for a while?
    Without some kind of method already in action I dont see how it would be possible to earn that much and have it in your hands in 3 days with out selling something or borrowing something.
    Hope someone has the magic bullet for you.
    However if they did they've probably already milked it to death and have already tried to sell it.
     
  7. moneymaker101

    moneymaker101 Newbie

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    in all my years on the internet..
    the only place I see e-begging on a regular
    is on IM boards..

    why is that..
    can someone explain it to me...
     
  8. simmonsmike7

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    Hello all,

    I was thinking something internet marketing related - something I can do with a computer.

    When I said 3-5 days, I took into consideration extra time it takes to transfer the money, pay, etc

    I just need it IN my paypal account in 3-5 days.

    Can you guys give me some answers related to stuff I can do online?

    Thanks.
     
  9. YoungGuns

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    Go to thefreelunchroom.com and do some freebie sites.

    It is a big pain after a while, and it will bite you later.
     
  10. death_note

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    Offer services at places like dp. Directory submittion, article submition, etc. There are tons of auto submitter here. They usually go nuts over that kind of stuff.

    Also you said you created your own site, if your good at it, create a few niche site and sell them there for a fix price. Also offering your service to create custom sites for them in the same listing.

    You could also take a bunch of plr run it thru google translantor, and past them of as unquie articles.
     
  11. valwardon

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    Hmm I told you how to get some sure fire money . There is no sure fire quick money scheme for new people . Other than learning what is already posted here and implementing them .

    If you can not read through these post and find a method that will generate some quick cash IM is not for you . Half of IM is research!!!

    So read my post and try to wash some cars because that will surelly give you 900.00 in 5 days if you can even get that right!

    Honestly these post happen like every other day always a diffrent story!!~!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     
  12. travs

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    this can be a potential ebook in the making
     
  13. parrot head

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    Same thought came to mind...:cool:
     
  14. mrsix

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    hate to say it buddy but you're fucked. plain and simple.
     
  15. raghul

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    start walking dude....lol.

    you'll get used to it.
     
  16. jagrmeister721

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    Here is an idea:

    1: Download a cracked version of Bookmarking Demon (maybe an older version - Version 3)- there may be one on blackhatworld

    2. Go to a freelancer site like: elance, guru.com, rentacoder, getafreelancer.com and lookup "seo" projects esp for those requesting to have their site bookmarked X number of times. Even for those not asking for bookmarking, make that your offer to the person asking for general SEO services. Look for projects in the $250-$1000 range.

    3. Go out of your way to win the bid; private message the bidder with customized detail of what you'll do (making your message customized is key), repeat aspects of their own request (people like that for some reason) in your own words. Guarantee their satisfaction - no matter what. Aim for newbie buyers.

    4. After you win bid, say politely, "As is customary, I need half up front, and half on completion of project". Don't settle for escrow. Do whatever you have to make this look legit.

    If you secure 4-5 such deals, you are set. You have your money in the short-term; then over the next week or two, use Bookmarking Demon to complete those projects. With it, you can create hundreds of bookmarks without breaking a sweat- between you and me, the quality of those marks isn't so great, but it will get the job done (side note: since it is BD, don't detail which sites you'll bookmark, just describe that you will bookmark the site on Y number of social marking sites).

    I'm not saying this'll work, but it could work.
     
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  17. Demonez666

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    a little bird told me you can try craigslist gigs section for quick bux
     
  18. Therookie

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    Find a cow field and in the middle of the night go and milk them then sell the milk to the supermarket that would harm nobody and you would make quite a bit.

    P.S watch out for the grey aliens in the alien spaceships.
     
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