I will be in the dc area and I am looking for someone to investigate and create very good looking replica inauguration tickets to the events and I will sell them and we will split the money. This can be a very lucrative joint venture for us both. I will generate customers to meet me and sell face to face and you sit back and reap the split. Very serious enquiries only!
I am about 15 minutes from DC. Getting INTO DC is going to be hell [and just forget about it on the 20th-- the blocked off areas encompass the events and will not be lifted until just as most of them are planned to start and the roads are blocked to everyone but authorized and for hire vehicles]. It would be very, very bold to be selling 'tickets' especially for this Inauguration. What you are asking of the people here is to participate in something that is very much illegal, I would definitely recommend that you all approach with caution [would actually not recommend it at all, but just my opinion].
Not sure that fraud is a good idea on our countries doorstep. Especially with security, cameras every where, FBI, CIA, etc. You might not get caught but, you have any idea what kind of trouble you'll be in if you do.
There are sooooo many reasons I can think of that this is a very bad idea. Keep thinking, though. When you have a good one, we'll let you know.
Funniest post I have read in a while. This guy won't be responding until he gets out of gitmo-which looks to be soon.